Favorite Parenthood Quotes
Kristina: You know honey; I think he's more scared then anything.
Haddie: Of what?
Kristina: Of losing you.
Hey, do you think nailing Haddie's window shut is going too far?
Adam
How do you like your dogs, medium, well done or burnt to a crisp?
Crosby
Haddie: I have a right to my privacy.
Adam: Not in my house you don't.
Oh jeez I'm sorry, I forgot the cardinal rule, only a Braverman can criticize another Braverman.
Joel
Woody Allen said masturbation was having sex with someone you love.
Adam
Amber: You do know what he's doing in there, don't you?
Sarah: Yes, he's getting clean.
Amber: Spanking clean.
Adam: Well, what are we going to do about this?
Kristina: Nothing.
Adam: Nothing?
Kristina: It is what it is and there's nothing we can do about it.
Adam: Well, can I still hate the guy?
Sarah: He's not the only kid who's been dealt a rough hand.
Adam: I know.
Sarah: All Drew has done his whole life is wait for his father to show up...
Joel: Does telling me exactly what I should say make you feel like less of a control freak?
Julia: All right fine, this is who I am. I am going to except it. I'm a control freak.
Racquel: We can't make our children into something they are not.
Julia: Thanks. That's very Buddhist.
Amber: Can't you just punish me please?
Sarah: No I can't punish you, because I ran out of good punishments for you in Fresno. We'll have to see what he comes up with.
