Favorite Parenthood Quotes
Crosby: Your family is intense.
Jasmine: You think.
Crosby: That's saying a lot coming from me.
Sarah: I think I'll just try and get along with you and trust you.
Amber: OK. I'm meeting Damien and he's picking me up.
Amber is from a broken home, so that means she doesn't know a serious relationship from a sandwich yet.
Sarah
You left your sock in my house, but took my granddaughter's innocence. Here's your sock.
Zeek
Why do you insist on making every mistake I made?
Sarah
Drew, listen to me. You are a Braverman, OK. Its genetic, you have the moves you know what I'm talking about. You have it in you.
Adam
I hope it fits me; this left boob is a little bigger than the right.
Kristina
Amber: Poetry reading? Yeah, I'd rather sell an organ, but thanks for inviting me.
Sarah: You know what, if you don't change that attitude it may come to that, because I don't think you need both livers anyway.
Crosby: Yeah I like sleep over's.
Jasmine: You do?
Crosby: Yeah, they're like my favorite.
Jasmine: Really?
Crosby: I didn't bring any jammies though.
This is the worst Adam, sounds like Dr. Phil wrote this.
Crosby
Jabbar: Should I go back to bed and make believe I didn't see you?
Crosby: Yes, that's a good plan.
I just want you guys to know the things I'm about to do with this blue cheese should probably be illegal.
Adam