Parenthood

Parenthood Season 3 Quotes

Season 3 Episode 18: "My Brother's Wedding"

Jasmine: Baby, you're taking this way too personal. It's not personal, it's business. Your brother wants to be in a business and you want to be in this business and maybe it's not the same thing, but it's not personal. He's still your brother.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Crosby: Yeah, well you weren't being very best manly so I replaced you for the job.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sarah: You know what a lot of people do in preparation for a wedding?
Amber: What?
Sarah: Shower.
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Season 3 Episode 17: "Remember Me, I'm the One Who Loves You"

Jasmine: I love you. I've always loved you. I never stopped loving you. And I don't want to live with anybody else. I know we argue all the time and we fight and I'm bossy and controlling and you're, well, you're you, but...I love our family and I want to be with you. Crosby Braverman, I want to be your wife. Will you still marry me?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amber: I just don't really want to talk about it. I just really wanted to see my mom, ya know?
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Sarah: Is that a baguette in your lap or are you just happy to see me?
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Jasmine: What about the tape? What happens if it rains?
Adam: It's duct tape. It's not going to rain through duct tape. It's magic tape.
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Crosby: And that hair doesn't camp!
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Joel: Hey, our son is coming.
Julia: Our son is coming.
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Adam: As my brother said, The Luncheonette is not for sale. Thank you though.
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Season 3 Episode 16: "Tough Love"

Julia: I know you don't want me in your life right now, but I don't know how to do that, so call me if you want to practice. I'm really good at that kind of thing.
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Kristina: You shouldn't have called those kids losers.
Adam: I know.
Kristina: They're not losers. They're jackasses.
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Max: Look, if I'm so good at basketball, then why do I always get picked last?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Crosby: He's on an erectile dysfunction commercial. I don't think he can claim privacy as his number one priority any more.
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Mark: Just two dudes, eating burgers, hanging out.
Drew: Pretty classic scenario.
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Sarah: Do you start all your best talks with "hey man?"
Mark: Yeah, that's like the key, "woah, this guy speaks my language."
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Zoe: You know what? Your trying to control my stress is stressing me out.
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Season 3 Episode 15: "Politics"

Bob: You are smart and you are funny and your are straight up and that's why I gave you the job, Amber.
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Kristina: Wow! They're from Bob. I'm just kidding. They're from your mom.
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Sarah: No. Besides going to Mexico once on spring break, I haven't really been anywhere.
Mark: It sounds like we have some traveling to do.
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