Sarah: She's still on...
Kristina: Breast milk, yeah.
Sarah: Well, I can't provide that.

Rachel: How did you get her to forgive you?
Crosby: I delivered her baby. That might not be an option for you, so you might need to think of something different.

Adam: How long are you going to be mad at me?
Kristina: I don't know.

Zoe, what you're asking is never going to happen. We don't need time to think about it, we need time to get over it.


Crosby: Does he listen to adult contemporary?
Jasmine: Not all the time.

Kristina: Did you stop the kiss?
Adam: Yes!
Kristina: Did you? How did you do that?

Troy, my wife's job is actually to uphold the law. Do you understand? It's to make sure people aren't treated unfairly. So when you come into our house and you try to coerce us into an illegal payment...


Well, Adam! You told her she was beautiful on the inside. Are you kidding me? What young girl isn't going to respond to that?


So, maybe we have your mom do it. She loves giving bad news. It's her specialty!


Joel: Beach, movies, death metal.
Julia: Yanks. No favorite books.
Joel: Oh, well, we'll have an illiterate headbanger. That's okay.
Julia: But a pretty one!
Joel: Yeah, hello!

Mmmmm. My wife picturing our birth father stripping. That's a little weird for me.


Adam: Should I or should I not tell Kristina.
Crosby: Well, yeah, of course you should tell Kristina. She's gonna love this story. You can walk her through why you were at her place and how soft her lips were and whether or not you got aroused downstairs...and she's probably feeling great about herself post baby, so I think this will go over great. But, you'll be guilt free and she'll spiral into a dark depression.

Parenthood Season 3 Quotes

We haven't had a single interview in six months. We need Gaga.


Oh man, this baby's pushing on my bladder like you wouldn't believe. I need an adult diaper.