Favorite Parks and Recreation Quotes
Dating Mona Lisa is awesome. Except I live in constant fear of my life. So I need to do the mature thing and get someone to dump her.
Tom
Well, I dropped my cell phone in a bowl of cereal last week, idiot! If you had called me, you would have known that!
Andy
Your office shall serve as his monkey tomb!
Leslie
I like the rain and the fish markets.
Donna
I'm boreddddd. Let's go have sex in a tree. He'll be back in 8 minutes.
Mona Lisa
Woah, Dylan, slow down. That sweat suit is not for sweating. If you take that crushed velvet on more than a brisk walk,it'll fall apart.
Tom
Together, as a town, we lost an amount of weight equal to 800 pregnant manatees.
Chris
This case just remained interesting.
Andy
I'm April Ludgate Kvorkian.
April
Your butler made your bed and now you need to lie in it.
Leslie
Things are exactly the same as they were in 1817. Except women and minorities can vote, we have indoor toilets, they don't burn widows for learning arithmetic.
Leslie
I'm sorry, is your name Jennifer?
April
Tyynifer. No, it's Tyynifer with two ys. It used to be Jennifer, but then I decided to re-brand myself. Oh wait, it's Xanax-o'clock.
