Well, I dropped my cell phone in a bowl of cereal last week, idiot! If you had called me, you would have known that!

Andy

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How did I not know that Diddy was on Instagram, you jagweeds?

Mona Lisa

That is my band. I didn't recognize them without me because I'm the only one that matters.

Andy