Favorite Parks and Recreation Quotes
Ron: Hello Knope.
Leslie: Hello former strange person I used to friend. You're looking very Ron-like.
Ron: You have your same hair.
Leslie: No! I don't! I have bangs now!
Ron: I've never known what bangs are and I don't intend to learn!
Yes, the sky has land.
Ron
Andy: And I have my own TV show!
Announcer: Welcome back to the Johnny Awesome: Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show!
And the Tommy Chopper. We sell chopped salad out of a decommissioned military helicopter. I'm a mogul now!
Tom
Hahaha, write down that I'm funny!
Tom
April: I guess I could pick up a brisket tomorrow and start it for dinner Thursday.
Andy: Oh Thursday's no good - I have production meetings ALL day. And we have dinner with Joe and Donna on Friday. Hey, you know, Sunday. We could go to the farmer's market, put the brisket in the slow cooker, get a movie on payper view - the new Jason Borne movie is supposed to be pretty funny.
April: AHHH!!
You all have 36 hours to find me $90 million, go!
Leslie
Yeah! I'd love to shots…because wine makes me sleepy now.
April
So, hands in, defeat Ron on three! 1, 2, 3!
Leslie
So I'm kinda totally on Ron's side.
Tom
One man came and lifted us all up…and that man was me!
Tom
Why don't you shove all of them in your dumb mouth and then when I turn my back you can stab me with the skewer.
Leslie
