Favorite Parks and Recreation Quotes
Leslie: You wanted to run something by me?
April: Yes. So well you help me?
Leslie: you don't need me! You can get whatever job you want!
She's an exceptional human being, who married a well-intentioned goof ball.
Ben
It's an impossible puzzle, and I love puzzles!
Ron
Andy: Ohh babe you had a crush on me, that's emabrassing!
April: We're married.
Andy: Still!
Gerry: Gale might even call me the "b" word. Bozo.
Donna: Wow, we are very different people.
I love how independent my wife is, and for that reason, I will not let her speak! That came out wrong.
Ben
Ben: Now one's ever asked me how my kids are or who's taking care of them. By the way who's taking care of them?
Leslie: My -- my mom, everythings fine.
I change my locks every 16 days. That key's been useless since the 2nd Tuesday I gave it to you.
Ron
Because this tree is strong and quite, and always there when you need it. Or whatever.
Ron
Elise: Congratulations Ben, we'd like to name you woman of the year.
Leslie: Son of a bitch!
In a couple weeks, I'll be moving to Washington, D.C. It's the capitol of the entire world.
Andy
I don't know what happened! I took it out to play hide and seek, I couldn't find it, and -- oh wait I know what happened.
Andy
