Treat yo' self -- in Beverly Hills!

Tom

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How ever many waffles it takes to keep you in business.

Leslie

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PSYCH!

Dennis Feinstein

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The hound is a cologne I made that makes everything smell like wet dog.

Dennis Feinstein

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All the sushi is made by fish, previously owned by celebrities.

Tom

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I say, in matters of the heart, treat yo' self.

Donna

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It's about time! We're losing the cranberry sauce, effective immediately!

Craig

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I wish my reign had lasted longer -- but I'm happy with the decisions I made, and the people I fired.

Craig

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Also they called three hours ago, and said they approved the plans.

Ron

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Ron: Tom is quite taken with you.
Lucy: He's taken with me, huh?
Ron: He said he'd marry you tomorrow.

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Leslie: Now remember, you're in campaign mode. Your goal is to act like everyone is interesting and important.
Jerry: Hey guys!
Leslie: Nope, too hard.

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Ben: You're my sexy roommate, we love each other!
Leslie: Whoo! That's me!

• Permalink: Whoo! That's me!
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