Favorite Parks and Recreation Quotes
You guys are gonna fit in so well in Washington. Most of Congress is drunk all of the time.
Jen
Michelle we were best friends since high school, except when you stop talking to me because you thought your boyfriend was into me. He was.
Donna
Ron does this weird thing where he says exactly what he means. Just ignore him.
Tom
Ben: You have an opinion on pockets!
Leslie: Yes! I think they should all be bigger!
Ben: I'm Ben Wyatt and I'm running for Congress.
Leslie: That was so hot.
To me! I own two restaurants, as well as several other properties. As long as we're celebrating.
Tom
Itineraries aren't the right place to mess around!
Leslie
Tell him it's Count Chocula. Wait, no, sorry it's Andy Dwyer
Andy
Creativity is for people with glasses who like to lie.
Ron
John McCain: Has anyone ever told you your tenacity can be a bit intimidating.
Leslie: Yes, every day of my life since the 4th grade.
She'll take it! Lets talk perks. Does she get the summer off like school?!
Andy
I just fell backwards into your world, a couple years went by, and now here I am.
April