Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
Please, Ron. I’ve never asked you for anything today.
Tom
Tom: What is this, a rotten grapefruit?
Larry: No, it’s my dog’s rectum.
Despite what my pocket square says, I’m not a billionaire.
Tom
I hate doing work, but I love being flattered. So maybe I’ll give it another try.
Tom
Excuse me, Miss Hanley? Would you mind if I snapped a you-y? It’s what I call selfies of other people.
Tom
A soft opening tomorrow? From now on everyone call me Kristin because I’m wigging out!!
Craig
And what exactly does Gryzzl do? It’s a cloud for your cloud. I have no idea.
Ben
Michelle Obama: Well, you know how I feel about Chicago.
Leslie: You’re from Chicago so you like it!
Well, which one is it? Fruity or earthy? It can’t be both! They’re mutually exclusive!
Craig
Damn, Donna. Why you gotta bring the Quackson Five into this?
Ginuwine
Chicago has a lot of stuff and people, but I like to nothing and hang out with no one, so no thank you. And I love you. But no thank you.
April
I will defeat you. I will defeat you right into my pants.
Tammy
