Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
Yeah! I'd love to shots…because wine makes me sleepy now.
April
So, hands in, defeat Ron on three! 1, 2, 3!
Leslie
So I'm kinda totally on Ron's side.
Tom
One man came and lifted us all up…and that man was me!
Tom
Why don't you shove all of them in your dumb mouth and then when I turn my back you can stab me with the skewer.
Leslie
I'm awesome at being humble.
Tom
Meanwhile, me and you are on a boat - to the airport.
Andy
No one should ever say that word out loud. It's like Voldemort - or Ron.
Leslie
I'm gonna get naked, I'm gonna get up there, and everybody's gonna see my weiner! I mean, you've seen it, you know how dumb it looks!
Andy
Leslie: Ron, I just want you to know that I am not sorry for pushing your face into a cake.
Ron: Well I am sorry - for attending a public event.
Jessica: Is this a circle? Or is it an "O?" Is Oprah involved!?
Leslie: It's zero. I bid zero dollars.
12 closets, 3 bomb shelters, 5 dumbwaiters, 2 3/8ths bath, no kitchens. Fairly standard layout.
Andy
