Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
Say what you want about organized religion, but those bastards knew how to construct an edifice.
Ron
Ron: Tom is quite taken with you.
Lucy: He's taken with me, huh?
Ron: He said he'd marry you tomorrow.
Leslie: Now remember, you're in campaign mode. Your goal is to act like everyone is interesting and important.
Jerry: Hey guys!
Leslie: Nope, too hard.
Ben: You're my sexy roommate, we love each other!
Leslie: Whoo! That's me!
You guys are gonna fit in so well in Washington. Most of Congress is drunk all of the time.
Jen
Michelle we were best friends since high school, except when you stop talking to me because you thought your boyfriend was into me. He was.
Donna
Ron does this weird thing where he says exactly what he means. Just ignore him.
Tom
Ben: You have an opinion on pockets!
Leslie: Yes! I think they should all be bigger!
Ben: I'm Ben Wyatt and I'm running for Congress.
Leslie: That was so hot.
To me! I own two restaurants, as well as several other properties. As long as we're celebrating.
Tom
Itineraries aren't the right place to mess around!
Leslie
Tell him it's Count Chocula. Wait, no, sorry it's Andy Dwyer
Andy
