Ron: Why do people eat anything besides breakfast food?
Leslie: Because people are idiots Ron.

Leslie: Right now, my basic arguement is: 'give us the land, that would be nice.'

I mean $100 bucks a week is pretty fair.

Andy

They do seem to, as they say, keep it "100."

Ron

The only thing I love more than Parks, is Recreation.

Jen

Is Star Wars the one with the wizard boy?

Ron

If we can't get the rights, I'm going ot walk

Andy

Extremely well put.

Judge Perd

If you want something badly. you just gotta believe it's gonna work out.

Andy

You should up your therapy to seven times a weak, fix that outfit, and give me your wallet.

April

This is a flying robot that I just shot out of the sky when it tired to deliver me a package.

Ron

I got something big and exciting. All I need is a blimp --

Andy

Parks & Rec Quotes

Leslie: I know you're not gay.
Tom: No, I'm not.
Leslie: But you're effeminate.
Tom: What?
Leslie: Well, you're wearing a peach shirt with a coiled snake on it.
Tom: That's because it was featured in Details magazine, and it's awesome.

Look, Tammy and I don't work. We are oil and water. Or oil and TNT and C4 and a detonator and a butane torch.

Ron