Ron: I'm not a spy, and I would not reveal classified information -
Ben: Do you have to say that every time?
Ron: Yeah.

Treat yo' self -- in Beverly Hills!

Tom

How ever many waffles it takes to keep you in business.

Leslie

Was it Putin? Voldemort Putin? Of Russia?

Andy

Oh yeah, tiny rolled up scrolls delivered by foxes.

April

PSYCH!

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The hound is a cologne I made that makes everything smell like wet dog.

Dennis Feinstein

All the sushi is made by fish, previously owned by celebrities.

Tom

I say, in matters of the heart, treat yo' self.

Donna

It's about time! We're losing the cranberry sauce, effective immediately!

Craig

I wish my reign had lasted longer -- but I'm happy with the decisions I made, and the people I fired.

Craig

Also they called three hours ago, and said they approved the plans.

Ron

Parks & Rec Quotes

Leslie: I know you're not gay.
Tom: No, I'm not.
Leslie: But you're effeminate.
Tom: What?
Leslie: Well, you're wearing a peach shirt with a coiled snake on it.
Tom: That's because it was featured in Details magazine, and it's awesome.

Look, Tammy and I don't work. We are oil and water. Or oil and TNT and C4 and a detonator and a butane torch.

Ron