Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
Well nothing's bruised but my ego. And my arm, a little, from the mechanized gate.
Leslie
Oh my God, this magic marker smells like cherries.
Ann
Tom: Ben, Leslie hired my company to get her that sticker. You're the one that told me businesses need "clients" to get "money."
Ben: I was the first one to tell you that?
Ann: Man, this is tough.
Leslie: Yeah, but just think of all the kids that'll swing on this swing. Fat kids, skinny kids, brainiacs, sluts, the gay drama kids, goths, jocks, the alternative crowd.
Ann: Mmm hmm.
You can’t escape City Hall, fool!
Leslie
Chris: More than one way to skin a cat.
Brad: There's four. Four ways to skin a cat!
Tammy: You're a joke. You're not even a man anymore. Oh, and by the way, last night I faked four out of the seven.
Ron: So did I.
I broke up with Ann. Yeah. Shortly after she kicked me out and told me we wouldn't be together anymore.
Andy
I know you're probably thinking, "There's that crazy gate lady from outside back again." And to some extent, you're right. I am the gate lady. But the only thing I'm crazy about is leaving the past behind.
Leslie
Scientifically hummingbirds are the world's cutest animals. I mean they're so small, they have tiny beaks and they only eat sugar water. I mean what beats that? Come on. Baby monkeys in diapers? Yeah, they do. Baby monkeys in diapers are cutest.
Leslie
Andy: Hey, kids! This seems like a "hug moment!"
Ron: You are mistaken! Remove the graphic!
I’ll wear that red thing when you deserve to see me in that red thing.
Donna
