Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
Ben: Newspaper headline was "Ice Town costs ice clown his town crown."
Ben: They were big into rhymes.
I want to be president someday, so I have not smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once. At a party in college. It was kind of indescribable really. I felt like I was floating. It turns out that there wasn't any marijuana in it, it was just an insanely good brownie.Leslie
I'm going to type every word I know! Rectangle. America. Megaphone. Monday. Butthole.Ron
I'm allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 pieces, I throw up.Andy
I don't want to be overdramatic, but today felt like a hundred years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.Leslie
Ann: I watch a lot of Lifetime movies. There was this one, "How Far is Too Far Enough: The Terry Palaver Lonagan Story." This woman had agoraphobia and her therapist was obsessed with her. And he hid in her house, and then he attacked her and tried to eat her toes. Also, her daughter was having sex way too young. So yeah, free self defense class? I'm there.
I have cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus. And then again when I heard that Li'l Sebastian had passed.Ron
Hello, Joe. My name is Ron Swanson. I am Donna’s work-proximity associate.Ron
Ron: Anne was getting a little chummy. When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.
April: That's a really nice move.
Ron: Thank you.
April: You're welcome Lester.
Jazz, plus jazz, plus jazz!Leslie
I wish this office had only walls.Ron
To the better place world, Fred.April