Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
A schlemiel is the guy who spills soup at a fancy party. A schlamazel is the guy he spills it on. Jerry is both the schlemiel and the schlamazel of our office.Ron
Craig Middlebrooks. Samantha in the boardroom, Miranda in the bedroom. I know it’s not ideal, but it’s who I am!Craig
Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing.Ron
I believe luck is a concept invented by the weak to explain their failures.Ron
I'm going to type every word I know! Rectangle. America. Megaphone. Monday. Butthole.Ron
Donna: Oh my God, you are such a sore loser.
Ron: I am not a sore loser. It’s just that I prefer to win and when I don’t, I get furious.
I think we can agree that all wine tastes the same and if you spend any more than 5 dollars on wine, you are very stupid!April
Ron: Anne was getting a little chummy. When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.
April: That's a really nice move.
Ron: Thank you.
April: You're welcome Lester.
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. I read that one on a can of lemonade. I like to think it applies to life.Andy
I'm allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 pieces, I throw up.Andy
Andy: April, you're like an angel with no wings.
April: So like a person?
Your ambiguous ethnic blend perfectly represents the dream ofLeslie
the American melting pot.