Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
Did I do basketball?Tom
Sir, I formally retract my hug.Chris
And as far as your qualifications, you're Ron Swanson!Leslie
"Phenomenon" means to "search a cave."Andy
Can you Photoshop your life with better decisions, Jerry?April
It smells like some vomit took a dump in here.Tom
Leslie: Merry congratuchristmas!
Leslie: Why are you like this?
Jean-Ralphio: Pills, baby!
Andy: You know when you go to the ATM and get money—is there an actual guy that stands there and gives you money?
Andy: Yeah, those are robots.
All the sushi is made by fish, previously owned by celebrities.Tom
Jessica Wicks! Hey, boo. Are you aging in reverse? 'Cause you look barely legal.Tom
I can't make it to the telethon tonight because I have no interest in being there.Tom