Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
All I want in life is to own a nightclub on every continent, have my own line of upscale sweatsuits and cologne called Tommy Fresh and I fell a thousand dollars short.
Tom
I have gone head to head with Jamm 112 times. He has won 56 times and I have won 56 times.
Leslie
I think the entire government should be privatized. Chuck E. Cheese could run the parks. Everything operated by tokens. Drop in a token, go on the swing set. Drop in another token, take a walk. Drop in a token, look at a duck.
Ron
Ann: Do you think anybody's going to show up?
Leslie: A) Yes. B) Even if they don't, we'll just put the concert on ourselves. But C) Yes, yes. They're definitely going to show up. Although D) Maybe not.
We brought a sorry for your loss fruit basket for Bobby. And
Leslie
it is very classy -- no melons and no apples.
Leslie: I think we should put Twilight in the time capsule.
Ron: Leslie, no. We don't negotiate with weirdos.
Tom: You’re like a crazy volcano. You’ll have to bring it down a notch.
Craig: I’ll bring it down a dozen notches if I have to!
We'll do a double date. You and you. And me and Ben!
Leslie
Every now and then, we have these little gatherings, and Leslie gets plastered. One time, I convinced her to try to fax someone a Fruit Roll Up. She, one time, made out with the water delivery guy. In her office. On Halloween, she was dressed up as Batman. Not Batgirl; Batman. And I convinced her to go stop a crime that was going on outside. And it is my favorite thing in the world.
Tom Haverford
I'm an official member of a task force dedicated to slashing the city budget. Just saying that gave me a semi.
Ron
Is he eating soup? On a bench? Alone?
Donna
I promise I will not spit in anyone's food, unless they should request that I do.
Andy
