Parks and Recreation

Thursdays 8:30 PM on NBC
Parks and recreation

I once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks. I didn’t actually sell my last car. I just forgot where I parked it. I don’t know who Al Gore is and now I’m afraid to ask.

Andy

Just one rule, I don't want to date a twin because I've been tricked before

Leslie

Tom: What brand is it?
Ann: It's called "Womb, There It Is!"

And what exactly does Gryzzl do? It’s a cloud for your cloud. I have no idea.

Ben

Ron: I'll have number eight.
Waiter: That's a party platter.
Ron: I know what I am, son.

Tom: Every song I download has to pass a series of rigorous tests to answer one simple question: is it a banger?

Ron: You may have thought you heard me say I wanted a lot of bacon and eggs, but what I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.

I am 100 percent sure I am 0 percent sure of what to do.

Chris

Ben: I'm just gonna sleep on the floor.
Ron: It's called the "ground" when it's outside.

She's the worst person I've ever met. I want to travel the world with her.

April

Hmm, a disappointingly good idea from Jerry.

Tom

Jessica Wicks! Hey, boo. Are you aging in reverse? 'Cause you look barely legal.

Tom
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Parks & Rec Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April

Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as
Eagle One. Ann, code name -- Been There, Don That. April is --
Currently Doing That. Donna is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris,
code name -- If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is -- Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.

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