Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
Mark: I knew, eventually, somehow being in a relationship with you would totally pay off.
Ann: I bought him some actual towels. He was using a bathrobe. And I bought him some other things that humans usually use, like shampoo.
Why if it isn't Babe Lincoln?Ann
Good idea! Gary had a good idea!Leslie
Tom: It's a whole documentary of my failures!
Lucy: That you made!
His barber, butcher, and lover. I have lost one of them today.Ron
I don't understand what's the problem Officer, just train the ocean!Andy
It's an impossible puzzle, and I love puzzles!Ron
Andy: Ohh babe you had a crush on me, that's emabrassing!
April: We're married.
Ben: You're my sexy roommate, we love each other!
Leslie: Whoo! That's me!
Chris: Are you on your period?
Leslie: No. Does that matter?
Chris: Not for this.
I made my money the old fashioned way. Getting run over by a Lexus.Jean-Ralphio
Ben: Please write it in cursive, it raises a lot of red fl-