Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
Veganism is the sad result of a morally corrupt mind. Reconsider your life.Ron
I'm allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 pieces, I throw up.Andy
Yo. So I feel like you were mad at me yesterday and I don't know why so I made a list of everything I did and I'm going to try not to do any of them again.Andy
Donna: Oh my God, you are such a sore loser.
Ron: I am not a sore loser. It’s just that I prefer to win and when I don’t, I get furious.
Was it Putin? Voldemort Putin? Of Russia?Andy
I once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks. I didn’t actually sell my last car. I just forgot where I parked it. I don’t know who Al Gore is and now I’m afraid to ask.Andy
If I wanted to bring a large number of deviled eggs, but I didn't want to share them with anyone else, can you guarantee fridge space?Ron
Yeah, you're right. I'm not going to fight them-except that I am!Leslie
Your ambiguous ethnic blend perfectly represents the dream ofLeslie
the American melting pot.
Honestly, you'd look hot naked.Andy
I want to be president someday, so I have not smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once. At a party in college. It was kind of indescribable really. I felt like I was floating. It turns out that there wasn't any marijuana in it, it was just an insanely good brownie.Leslie
I want to treat April like a queen. And queens deserve flowers and massages, chocolate, booze, diamonds, rubies, emeralds, them treasure chests full of scarves, different kinds of lubes that warm up when you rub them on stuff.Andy