Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
There's been a mistake. You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats.Ron
I'm going to type every word I know! Rectangle. America. Megaphone. Monday. Butthole.Ron
My nana, she used to say the best stuff. No work yourself into a lather. Look where it is and you'll find it. Don't put me in a home. Tell the truth and shame the devil. The devil knows where you're hiding. If you take enough rides with the devil pretty soon he's going to drive. She was really into the devil.Leslie
I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to, 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.Tom
Your ambiguous ethnic blend perfectly represents the dream ofLeslie
the American melting pot.
Veganism is the sad result of a morally corrupt mind. Reconsider your life.Ron
Tom: So, what does the Man Pillow look like?
Leslie: Daniel Craig. It's for my lower back.
Was it Putin? Voldemort Putin? Of Russia?Andy
Andy: April, you're like an angel with no wings.
April: So like a person?
Ron: You may have thought you heard me say I wanted a lot of bacon and eggs, but what I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.
I’ll have a glass of your most expensive red wine mixed with a glass of your cheapest white wine served in a dog bowl. Silly straws all around, please.April
I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food. But this stock photo I bought at a framing store isn't real. Today I got the real thing. A naked Tammy made me breakfast this morning. I should have taken a picture of it.Ron