Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
I think we can agree that all wine tastes the same and if you spend any more than 5 dollars on wine, you are very stupid!April
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. I read that one on a can of lemonade. I like to think it applies to life.Andy
Tom: You went on a vacation and you chose Muncie, Indiana?
Jerry: My wife and I have a timeshare.
Tom: In Muncie?!
Leslie: Tom, Muncie is a lovely city.
A schlemiel is the guy who spills soup at a fancy party. A schlamazel is the guy he spills it on. Jerry is both the schlemiel and the schlamazel of our office.Ron
Veganism is the sad result of a morally corrupt mind. Reconsider your life.Ron
Tom: Every song I download has to pass a series of rigorous tests to answer one simple question: is it a banger?
Leslie: The first line, by the way: Oh captain, my captain. Ron Swanson, a swan song. Yeah. It gets better from there!
Leslie: Yellow haired female... likes waffles and news.
Ann: Sexy, well-read blonde... loves the sweeter things in life.
Leslie: Much better.
Leslie: Organizing my agenda. Wait, that doesn't sound fun...jammin' on my planner!
Ann: Favorite place?
Leslie: Upstairs there's this mural of wildflowers, and I like to sit on a bench in front of it.
Ann: Really? It could be anywhere in the world: Paris, Hawaii, the Grand Canyon...
Leslie: Nope. Just the bench in front of the mural.
Ann: What about an actual meadow, where wildflowers are?
Leslie: Eww, Ann, I'm scared of bees, mural!
Ann: Okay, what do you think of dogs?
Leslie: No opinion. They're condescending.
Ann: Describe your ideal man.
Leslie: He's dark and mysterious, and he can sing. And he plays the organ.
Ann: I think you just described the Phantom of the Opera.
Jerry's work is often adequate.Ron
Is she gonna powder her vagina?Ben
I'm very glad that you agree with me, but I actually worked really hard on my argument. Is there any way I can still, kind of, yeah?Leslie
Once again, Pawnee citizens might tolerate/ignore me!Leslie