Yo. So I feel like you were mad at me yesterday and I don't know why so I made a list of everything I did and I'm going to try not to do any of them again.

Andy

I think the entire government should be privatized. Chuck E. Cheese could run the parks. Everything operated by tokens. Drop in a token, go on the swing set. Drop in another token, take a walk. Drop in a token, look at a duck.

Ron

Veganism is the sad result of a morally corrupt mind. Reconsider your life.

Ron

When life gives you lemons make lemonade. I read that one on a can of lemonade. I like to think it applies to life.

Andy

Did I do basketball?

Tom

Sir, I formally retract my hug.

Chris

What the fuck is a German muffin?!?

Ron

Ann, you beautiful tropical fish.

Leslie

Tammy 1 is my blonde chicken.

Ron

I’ve been reading up on nipples.

Chris

Ben: Please write it in cursive, it raises a lot of red fl-
Ron: No.

And I told April because of honesty is important.

Andy

Parks & Rec Quotes

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. He's a grown man. Fishing's not that hard.

Ron

Leslie: It is nice to see you again.
Ben: Are you talking to my butt?
Leslie: Yes.