I don't know who Ann Taylor is but I hate her and want to kill her.


Looks like it's time for the Gettysburg Undress.

Babe Lincoln

I have several men in rotation. One's waiting for me out in the car. Don't worry I rolled down the window.


And it's important because Pawnee is the fourth fattest town in the U.S. It goes us, Dallas, Tulsa and certain parts of the Mall of America.


They're gonna have sex together in five minutes. I've gotta stop this.


Did I do basketball?


Ben: Why are you laughing?
Leslie: Because my dream is dead.

Ron: What are you doing here?
Leslie: Running away from my problems.
Ron: Come on in.

I am back where I came from!


Uhhhh...you're on fire.


The next thing you'll want to do is ditch the terrier and get yourself a proper dog. Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat and cats are pointless.


We get to do work worth doing, alongside people we love.


Parks & Rec Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!


Just remember every time you look up at the moon, I too will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously, that’s impossible.