Parks and Recreation

Thursdays 8:30 PM on NBC
Parks and recreation
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Uh oh, Batman's crying.

Donna

Perfect. I'm gonna go see a man about some porcelain, you know what I mean? I'm not buying cocaine. I'm going to the bathroom, the wiz palace as I like to call it.

Leslie

Andy? After we broke up, he told me he would doing to Kansas to climb mountains. So ... I don't really know where he is.

Ann

Woman: These are way too tight.
Tom: Well, the real Cinderella didn't have hippo feet.

Yeah, Jessica's a gold digger. But I'm a gold digger, digger.

Tom

Tom: Honestly, it's fine. It lasted longer than Avril Lavigne and the guy from Sum 41, am I right?
Leslie: I don't know what those are.

Donna: I'll take it.
Ann: Donna, there's a camera in it.
Donna: I know.

Hey, Ann, are you still a nurse or did they fire you because you slept with all the doctors?

April

I hit my head, or brain helmet.

Andy

Girls, this is Ann. Talk to Ann. She's terrific.

Ron

Snakejuice! I thought these were destroyed by the FDA!

Tom

Leslie: Boy, 35 percent.
Ben: It's actually 34.2 percent.
Leslie: 34.2 percent. I am Ben, the numbers robot.

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Parks & Rec Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April

Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as
Eagle One. Ann, code name -- Been There, Don That. April is --
Currently Doing That. Donna is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris,
code name -- If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is -- Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.