Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
I once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks. I didn’t actually sell my last car. I just forgot where I parked it. I don’t know who Al Gore is and now I’m afraid to ask.Andy
Slowing down is not really my jam.Leslie
Gerry: Gale might even call me the "b" word. Bozo.
Donna: Wow, we are very different people.
This comes from your mother’s butt.April
Chris: Now how big is the park, exactly?
Leslie: It is .000003 square miles.
Oh, am I wearing an ascot? I didn't notice.Tom
Which of these objects most represents women for this portrait? A pot? Or this deputy director Barbie? Isn't it adorable? She's got a little briefcase, her cell phone.Ron
She's the cold distant mother I never had. I love her.April
Tom: Pop quiz. Name the scent.
Ben: Umm Spasm. No, Butterface!
Jerry: Can we at least have corn on the cob?
Jerry: I was walking Lord Sheldon.
April: Ew, is that code for some kind of weird sex act?
Jerry: Lord Sheldon is my dog. My wife named him.
Things magazine says it's the next big thing!Tom