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If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, IChris
will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.
I’ll have a glass of your most expensive red wine mixed with a glass of your cheapest white wine served in a dog bowl. Silly straws all around, please.April
So what did you guys talk about? Old times? Oh, I love talking about old times. New times are great too, but there's just something about old times. You know what I mean?Leslie
Was I wearing a tiara when I came in here? Because if you happen upon it, would you have Lady Pennyface retrieve it and send it post-hence?Leslie
Ann: I watch a lot of Lifetime movies. There was this one, "How Far is Too Far Enough: The Terry Palaver Lonagan Story." This woman had agoraphobia and her therapist was obsessed with her. And he hid in her house, and then he attacked her and tried to eat her toes. Also, her daughter was having sex way too young. So yeah, free self defense class? I'm there.
Say what you want about organized religion, but those bastards knew how to construct an edifice.Ron
Andy: April, you're like an angel with no wings.
April: So like a person?
Just call me Bond, Municipal Bond!Ben
No one achieves anything alone.Leslie
Tom put all my records into this rectangle!Ron
Ben: You're my sexy roommate, we love each other!
Leslie: Whoo! That's me!
Re-elect Jan Cooper, Mayor of Whorewille.Chris