Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
I don't know who Ann Taylor is but I hate her and want to kill her.April
Looks like it's time for the Gettysburg Undress.Babe Lincoln
I have several men in rotation. One's waiting for me out in the car. Don't worry I rolled down the window.Donna
And it's important because Pawnee is the fourth fattest town in the U.S. It goes us, Dallas, Tulsa and certain parts of the Mall of America.Leslie
They're gonna have sex together in five minutes. I've gotta stop this.Leslie
Did I do basketball?Tom
Ben: Why are you laughing?
Leslie: Because my dream is dead.
Ron: What are you doing here?
Leslie: Running away from my problems.
Ron: Come on in.
I am back where I came from!Leslie
Uhhhh...you're on fire.Donna
The next thing you'll want to do is ditch the terrier and get yourself a proper dog. Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat and cats are pointless.Ron
We get to do work worth doing, alongside people we love.Leslie