Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
Tom: Your favorite kind of cake can't be birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal if breakfast cereal.
Donna: I love breakfast cereal.
Your ambiguous ethnic blend perfectly represents the dream ofLeslie
the American melting pot.
I told him One Headlight by the Wallflowers isn’t dancing material and he told me, “Not with that attitude!”Ann
When Tiger Woods feels invincible he wears a red shirt and black pants. Ron wears the same thing after he's had sex.Tom
Things magazine says it's the next big thing!Tom
Andy: Ohh babe you had a crush on me, that's emabrassing!
April: We're married.
They call me Devo because I can whip 'em good.Ben
Chris: Ann Perkins you really know your testes!
Ann: ...thank you?
Leslie: It is with a heavy heart that I say: we have been Jammed.
Ann: That's Mission Im-Pawnee-able: Knope Protocol.
Those dates are arbitrary. They're like those expiration dates that the government forces companies to put on yogurt and medicine.Ron
Joan? I thought you were Jennifer Aniston filming a movie here.Tom