Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
My official statement is that is, overall, a bummer.Leslie
The snooker has become the snort!Leslie
Video Ron Demand.Tom
Is he eating soup? On a bench? Alone?Donna
I'm very glad that you agree with me, but I actually worked really hard on my argument. Is there any way I can still, kind of, yeah?Leslie
This case just remained interesting.Andy
They're probably making out, over a dead deer. Super romantic.Andy [about Mark and Ann]
I think it's a real shame when people focus on the taudry details of a scandal. Personally, all I care about is Councilman Dexhart's policies; not whether he was high on nitrous and cocaine during the cave sex...which, by the way, I heard he was.Leslie
Joe, you work in sewage. Your department literally specializes in crap. You really want to do this?Leslie
Hey, Ann, are you still a nurse or did they fire you because you slept with all the doctors?April
Donna: No offense, Leslie, but I'm not an artist.
Leslie: That's not true, Donna. I've seen your fingernails.
Donna: Um, I pay someone to do this.
I hit my head, or brain helmet.Andy