Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
Ron: I'll have number eight.
Waiter: That's a party platter.
Ron: I know what I am, son.
Ron: She's here.
Leslie: Who's here?
Ron: My ex-wife Tammy 2. I can smell the sulfur coming off her cloven hooves.
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. I read that one on a can of lemonade. I like to think it applies to life.Andy
Did I do basketball?Tom
Sir, I formally retract my hug.Chris
Oh, Andy. You're fine, but you're simpleDonna
Ron: You mean I've had a toy on my desk all this time?
Leslie: You mean you thought you had a REAL landmine on your desk??
No thinking just stupid!Andy
Where's all the faces of the presidents?Andy
Much like women in 90's stand up comedy routines, Tommy be shoppin'.Tom
Am I team Edward? Yes. Do I share his concerns about turning Bella, though? Absolutely not.Tom
It's my favorite kind of battle. Two men enter. One me leaves!April