Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
Andy: April, you're like an angel with no wings.
April: So like a person?
I think the entire government should be privatized. Chuck E. Cheese could run the parks. Everything operated by tokens. Drop in a token, go on the swing set. Drop in another token, take a walk. Drop in a token, look at a duck.Ron
April: You know what? I think men are better than women.
Ann: She's kidding.
April: No I'm not. They provide for us and we must obey them because they are our masters.
Your ambiguous ethnic blend perfectly represents the dream ofLeslie
the American melting pot.
Did I do basketball?Tom
Sir, I formally retract my hug.Chris
If I had to have anybody tell me that I have cancer, I would want it to be me.Chris
Ann: That's Mission Im-Pawnee-able: Knope Protocol.
Ben: Should we talk about how you claimed your mom was a Filipino woman you've never met.â€¨
Leslie: Should we?
Leslie: You forgot the last sentence.
Ron: No I didn't - I remember that part. It says "hire her."
So what did you guys talk about? Old times? Oh, I love talking about old times. New times are great too, but there's just something about old times. You know what I mean?Leslie
Well, math is hard.Leslie