Tom: Your favorite kind of cake can't be birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal if breakfast cereal.
Donna: I love breakfast cereal.

Your ambiguous ethnic blend perfectly represents the dream of
the American melting pot.


I told him One Headlight by the Wallflowers isn’t dancing material and he told me, “Not with that attitude!”


When Tiger Woods feels invincible he wears a red shirt and black pants. Ron wears the same thing after he's had sex.


Things magazine says it's the next big thing!


Andy: Ohh babe you had a crush on me, that's emabrassing!
April: We're married.
Andy: Still!

They call me Devo because I can whip 'em good.


Chris: Ann Perkins you really know your testes!
Ann: ...thank you?

Leslie: It is with a heavy heart that I say: we have been Jammed.

Ann: That's Mission Im-Pawnee-able: Knope Protocol.

Those dates are arbitrary. They're like those expiration dates that the government forces companies to put on yogurt and medicine.


Joan? I thought you were Jennifer Aniston filming a movie here.


Parks & Rec Quotes

Just remember every time you look up at the moon, I too will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously, that’s impossible.


Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!