Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
Did I do basketball?Tom
Sir, I formally retract my hug.Chris
The hug machine is here! Smiling on all cylinders!Jerry
They're talking about this ball!Leslie
It’s your me. It’s wife.Leslie
Anything else would be a classless move, on par with sprayJen
painting nipples on the Lincoln Memorial.
Raul: We get 14,000 channels. Fourteen thousand. I already know who wins Project Runway.
Leslie: Wow, I'm coming over to your house then.
Raul: I see what you're getting at, but no thank you. I am still primarily interested in the large, black woman.
Brooks Brothers Boys, it's like the cuts are slimmer, and it's cheaper. Win win.Tom
Video Ron Demand.Tom
And I told April because of honesty is important.Andy
Mark: Why does anyone want to run for public office, you're just asking to have your entire life exposed.
Tom: Not if you're squeaky clean like me.
Mark: You're married and you hit on women constantly.
Tom: Yeah but never sealed the deal. Just window shopping. You can fly to Brazil, just never enter the cave. Am I right? Up top!