Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
If I wanted to bring a large number of deviled eggs, but I didn't want to share them with anyone else, can you guarantee fridge space?Ron
Yeah, you're right. I'm not going to fight them-except that I am!Leslie
Ron: There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk, which is water that's lying about being milk.
The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.Ron
Yo. So I feel like you were mad at me yesterday and I don't know why so I made a list of everything I did and I'm going to try not to do any of them again.Andy
Extremely well put.Judge Perd
Leslie: It is with a heavy heart that I say: we have been Jammed.
This spaceship keyboard is driving me crazy. I'm down to one word a minute and the word is perflipiskop. Because I can't fly spaceships.Donna
Children are terrible artists and artists are crooks.Ron
The Meagles are cold people.Donna
Does the carpet match the face?Tammy
I did a show called Zoot, Zoot Wyatt in college.Ben