Did I do basketball?

Tom

Sir, I formally retract my hug.

Chris

The hug machine is here! Smiling on all cylinders!

Jerry

They're talking about this ball!

Leslie

It’s your me. It’s wife.

Leslie

Anything else would be a classless move, on par with spray
painting nipples on the Lincoln Memorial.

Jen

Raul: We get 14,000 channels. Fourteen thousand. I already know who wins Project Runway.
Leslie: Wow, I'm coming over to your house then.
Raul: I see what you're getting at, but no thank you. I am still primarily interested in the large, black woman.

PSYCH!

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Brooks Brothers Boys, it's like the cuts are slimmer, and it's cheaper. Win win.

Tom

Video Ron Demand.

Tom

And I told April because of honesty is important.

Andy

Mark: Why does anyone want to run for public office, you're just asking to have your entire life exposed.
Tom: Not if you're squeaky clean like me.
Mark: You're married and you hit on women constantly.
Tom: Yeah but never sealed the deal. Just window shopping. You can fly to Brazil, just never enter the cave. Am I right? Up top!

Parks & Rec Quotes

Andy: There's an old saying in show business: The show must go wrong. Everything always goes wrong, and you just have to deal with it.

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April