Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
I tried to Photoshop it to make it look like they were happy. It was really hard. Their mouths are so old.April
Hello Leslie, how long have you been sleeping with Ben?Ron
I'm awesome at being humble.Tom
Leslie: See there's more things to look at on the internet other than naked guys Ann.
Together, as a town, we lost an amount of weight equal to 800 pregnant manatees.Chris
It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something.Ron [on fishing]
It's f*cking milk.Ron
First stop, Motivation Station!Chris
Leslie: Have you ever seen Monster's Inc?
Leslie: Damn it Ron! Engage in the culture once.
Well, math is hard.Leslie
It's my favorite kind of battle. Two men enter. One me leaves!April
This VIP card gives you exclusive access to the investment opportunity of a lifetime. Where? Multipurpose room F. When? 3 p.m. Dress code? Black tie optional. Just like life.Tom