Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
Sir, I formally retract my hug.Chris
Video Ron Demand.Tom
Tom: Pop quiz. Name the scent.
Ben: Umm Spasm. No, Butterface!
Ladies. Is there anything you desire at all? Besides me?Tom
I think we can agree that all wine tastes the same and if you spend any more than 5 dollars on wine, you are very stupid!April
I need the good stuff. The “Mariah needs to sing tonight” stuff.Leslie
Are you kidding me? Sell baby, sell! Could you imagine the Treat Yo'Self day we could have? It would be pedicures on top of pedicures on top of pedicures.Donna
Children are terrible artists and artists are crooks.Ron
I don't know what it is about big, outdoor gatherings that makes everyone wanna urinate all over everything. But it does. And they do.Leslie
Could you carry him out of here, please? And, you know, also maybe not have sex with his wife.Leslie
I like Andy. I'm surrounded by a lot of women in this department. And that includes the men.Ron
Councilman Jam: I'm gonna drop my liquids in here and drop my solids down the hall.
Leslie: Ew, no.
Councilman Jam: Okay. Your loss.