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There's a 30% chance they'll die.


Is she gonna powder her vagina?


Just put your damn candy out!


Tom: How bout I break you off some of that Ja Rule?
Student: Who’s Ja Rule?

My first ex-wife's name is Tammy, my second ex-wife's name is Tammy. My Mom's name is Tamara... she goes by Tammy.


Is he eating soup? On a bench? Alone?


I like the rain and the fish markets.


Ann: Let me ask you something. I'm hot.
Andy: Is that a question?

Leslie: The Knotting Hill bus tour starts at 2. The Love Actually tour starts at 2:30. Oh, but the Bridget Jones bus tour starts at 2:30 also. What do we do? Ron-your pick.

We'll do a double date. You and you. And me and Ben!


Yellow haired female likes waffles and news.


Nothing gets me more amped than Sarah Machlachlan.

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Parks & Rec Quotes

Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as
Eagle One. Ann, code name -- Been There, Don That. April is --
Currently Doing That. Donna is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris,
code name -- If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is -- Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

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