Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation "Fancy Party" Quotes

Ron: "The key to burning an ex-wife effigy is to dip it in paraffin wax and then toss the flaming bottle of isopropyl alcohol from a safe distance. Do not stand too close when you light an ex-wife effigy."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andy: "I want to spend the rest of my life, every minute, with you. And I'm the luckiest man in the galaxy."
 • Rating: Unrated

April: "I guess I kind of hate most things. But I never really seem to hate you. So I want to spend the rest of my life with you, is that cool?"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ben: "No Oren I don't know how I'm going to die. Wait, are you asking me or telling me?"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tom: "Excuse me! Are there any strippers here? Former strippers? Non-dancers but you're feeling a little bit drunk?"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: "One time I fell madly in love with a civil war re-enactor that I had only known for six hours. And then I found out he wore the clothes all the time... and he was married. But the clothes thing really bothered me."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tom: "One of my life goals is to be a best man. It's a baller position. You get drunk, you make speeches, and you make love to the prettiest bridesmaid. Usually standing from behind."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: "Are you sick? Are you terminal? Is it like that movie A Walk to Remember?"
 • Rating: Unrated

Donna: "Do you know where you are right now? We're in the jungle. They're no friends here. It's every woman for herself."
 • Rating: Unrated

Andy: "It's like if you could have a Xbox pancake."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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