Excuse me! Are there any strippers here? Former strippers? Non-d...

"Excuse me! Are there any strippers here? Former strippers? Non-dancers but you're feeling a little bit drunk?"

Tom

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Character:
Tom Haverford
Episode:
Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 9: "Fancy Party"
Show:
Parks and Recreation
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Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 9 Quotes

"It's like if you could have a Xbox pancake."

Andy

"The dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday but it's always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain. Plus, it's always fun to see Tom faint."

Ron
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