Parks and Recreation

Thursdays 8:30 PM on NBC
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"One of my life goals is to be a best man. It's a baller position. You get drunk, you make speeches, and you make love to the prettiest bridesmaid. Usually standing from behind."

Tom

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Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 9 Quotes

"I guess I kind of hate most things. But I never really seem to hate you. So I want to spend the rest of my life with you, is that cool?"

April

"It's like if you could have a Xbox pancake."

Andy