Parks and Recreation Season 2 Quotes
There's a bunch of messages waiting for you about a bunch of things I don't understand.
Ron
There isn't a woman alive who doesn't love diamonds. Even the super left wing chicks who saw Blood Diamond and cried. When they get a diamond, they like, "yeah, bitch, get more of them blood diamonds. Make 'em extra bloody."
Tom
Leslie: How could there possibly still be glitter on me?
Tom: It takes forever to get off. My crotch looks like a disco ball.
You know those hangover pills you can order on TV? I threw up a bunch of them this morning. I feel much better.
Tom
Could you carry him out of here, please? And, you know, also maybe not have sex with his wife.
Leslie
I don't get men. If they're not wagering their girlfriends in pool, then they're trying to steal each others' wives. It makes you question the whole notion of those bromance movies.
Leslie
Tom, it's perfectly normal to feel devastated when something is over. That's exactly how I felt when that Planet Earth series ended.
Leslie
Go crazy, OK? Give my friend here the works. Really grind the sorrow out of him.
Leslie [to stripper]
I know that legally Ann is now mine, but it weirdly doesn't feel that way.
Andy
Take it down a notch. You already won your Oscar, DiCaprio.
Ron
Tom-cat, pull up a mouth. This buffet is unstoppable.
Ron
Strippers do nothing for me. I like a strong, salt of the Earth, self-possessed woman at the top of her field. Your Steffi Grafs, your Sheryl Swoopeses, but I will take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace.
Ron
