Parks and Recreation

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The important thing is the dam is never happening, and your dream has been crushed.

Ron

Ann, you beautiful tropical fish.

Leslie

Ann: You just hired me like eight seconds ago.
April: Wow, you're doing a really bad job.

It's true. I no longer have highly trained, professional campaign managers. So what? Are most murders committed by highly trained, professional assassins? No, they're committed by friends and coworkers! That analogy was way better in my head.

Leslie

I don't want to paint with a broad brush here, but every single contractor in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief.

Ron

Leslie: See there's more things to look at on the internet other than naked guys Ann.
Ann: What?

Tom, we're already late. Now be a man and sit on that girl's lap!

Ron

Leslie: Ben, my campaign manager and I, have made a decision.
Ann: We've decided to fire that campaign manager, me.
Leslie: And hire you.

We need to get Leslie something that erases the enormous emotional debt that has built up over years of this gift-giving imbalance.

Ron

Ron: Ben and a much larger Ann. She definitely loves Ann.
Ann: Awwwww.

I know for a fact the Parks Department doesn't read letters.

Leslie

Just put your damn candy out!

Ann
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Parks and Recreation Season 4 Quotes

Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as
Eagle One. Ann, code name -- Been There, Don That. April is --
Currently Doing That. Donna is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris,
code name -- If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is -- Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.

Your ambiguous ethnic blend perfectly represents the dream of
the American melting pot.

Leslie