Parks and Recreation Season 5 Quotes
There's been a mistake. You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats.
Ron
You are so brilliant and kind and stupid-hot!
Leslie
We'll do a double date. You and you. And me and Ben!
Leslie
I'm going to get 12 eggs and part of a dead animal. Dealer's choice. Please and thank you.
Swanson
I guess I'll have to wait for tomorrow's paper to find out our relationship status.
Chris
I love nothing!
Ron
I've been a baller since birth, son. Now I'm an athlete.
Tom
Did I do basketball?
Tom
Chris: According to Leslie's binder, her and April are making better time than on a normal day.
Leslie: Oh that's weird with us being women and all. You'd think our boobs would be getting in the way.
April: Let's rock this.
Leslie: April, I love you, but I don't need your sarcasm.
April: I'm serious. Let's get rolling, let's get into some garbage!
(to the camera) What? I love garbage.
Man on committee: I believe one problem with hiring women is that they're frail and breakable.
Leslie: Are you sure you're not talking about a lightbulb? Or your hip?
Did anyone notice that there are no women on the gender equality committee?
Amy
