Parks and Recreation Season 5 Quotes
If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it? I hope so! Because the only way that this gala is going to happen is if you do everything I say.
Leslie
Love fades away. But things...things are forever.
Tom
Is that a drawing of my reproductive system saying "let's do this"?
Ann
My God. I have driven Ann right into the belly of the douche.
Leslie
Wanna funk this junk in the back of my trunk?
The Douche
It smells like some vomit took a dump in here.
Tom
As Eleanor Roosevelt once said to Betty Ford, "Hilary Clinton is great!"
April
I did not sleep for one second last night. And I cracked the bottom of the toilet bowl.
Swanson
Fleetwood Mac Sex Pants! Band name I call it! Or maybe just Fleetwood Mac.
Andy
I don't know who Ann Taylor is but I hate her and want to kill her.
April
Honestly, you'd look hot naked.
Andy
Ann: This guy went to Harvard.
Leslie: So did the Unabomber!
