Parks and Recreation Season 5 Quotes
I can't keep referring to basketball players as Khloe Kardashian's husband and his friends.
Tom
I don't entirely understand the behavior of young people. Recently we engaged in something called a group hang. It was like a date but there were seven other people there.
Chris
Girls, this is Ann. Talk to Ann. She's terrific.
Ron
April: You know what? I think men are better than women.
Ann: She's kidding.
April: No I'm not. They provide for us and we must obey them because they are our masters.
I have thousands of seconds!
Chris
Woman: Is that a threat?
Ken: Why yes. I thought that was obvious!
The year is 2018. America is thriving under President Nick Cannon. And tomorrow, Chris Treagor is getting married.
Tom
Chris: To Tom Haverford! Wooo!
Tom: And to my wife Rihanna! We truly did find love in a hopeless place.
Looks like it's time for the Gettysburg Undress.
Babe Lincoln
Why if it isn't Babe Lincoln?
Ann
Son, there's no wrong way to consume alcohol.
Ron
Things magazine says it's the next big thing!
Tom
