Parks and Recreation Season 6 Quotes
Fluoride is boring! Welcome to TDazzle! It’s an aquatic-based social media oral experience.
Leslie
Chris: Ron, I want to do things the Swanson way.
Ron: Wonderful. First rule. No conversation lasts longer than 100 total words. I have used 9. You have used 20.
Why did it take me so long to realize this? There are no consequences to my actions anymore! No matter what I do nothing bad can happen to me. I am like a white male U.S. senator.
Leslie
Remember when last year no one got flu shots because there was a rumor they’d turn you European?
Ben
This morning I saw a youtube video with a puppy riding a motorcycle. So my bar my bar for stunning is pretty high.
Tom
The average woman worries about how she looks in a bathing suit. So does my nanny. I get it!
Annabel Porter
Ann, you poetic and noble land mermaid.
Leslie
April: Every year we would dress up as demons and we would egg Larry’s house.
Larry: That was you?
Chris: Please, Larry, this is a private conversation.
Ronnn. Can you put some more tiny marshmallows in my hot choccy?
Tom
The offer is valid for 48 hours. We’re also interested in acquiring your Thinking PJs.
Lawyer
All I want is the promise of democracy.
Leslie
Sir, I formally retract my hug.
Chris
