Doug: Put on your seat belt.
TJ: Okay.

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I don't know what to say, Gary, I guess this bitch is just good at her job.

Susan

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You're on my list. Famous guys I can cheat with, you're my number two.

TJ's fling

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You were the foxiest piece of ass that I ever laid my eyes on. You still are.

President Hammond

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Oh, and Bud, I want a divorce.

Elaine

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Elaine: Can you keep a secret, Clark?
Clark: That's my job.
Elaine: I'm going to run for president again, and this time I'm gonna win.

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I love you brother.

TJ

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I stayed because I loved him.

Elaine

• Permalink: I stayed because I loved him.
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Nana: Where's my check, you little shit? Did you forge my name and cash it? For how much?
TJ: No, I ... I couldn't. I'm sorry. I can explain.

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I know your story. I know how it ends.

Nana

• Permalink: I know your story. I know how it ends.
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How am I going to do anything important if no one helps me?

TJ

• Permalink: How am I going to do anything important if no one helps me?
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I'm sick to death of the bullshit and the egos and the men. I am sick of the men. ... I could puke for days. I'm running for president.

Elaine

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• Rating: Unrated