Favorite Political Animals Quotes
Xie xie. (Thank you.)
Message from the Chinese submarine
Bud? My Bud? He punched the Vice President?
Elaine
Just remember this, if you go out that door, it's your choice and nobody else's.
Margaret
I have one son who has nearly died twice in the last six months. My other son, there is a confusion and an anger there that I'm just beginning to see. They're both adults, but they're still my children. It's not the right time to take on my boss or my party. I'm their mother first.
Elaine
Fan Girl: Why don't you run again?
President Bud Hammond: Would if I could. Would if I could.
Well, thanks for the invite, you little shit.
Margaret
You're asking me to eat shit. Now, I held the highest office in the land. An office only 41 men before me ever held. I don't eat shit. I serve it.
President Hammond
Oh, and Bud, I want a divorce.
Elaine
Occupational hazard, right. It comes with being a Hammond. They love us when they're not busy hating us.
TJ
How am I going to do anything important if no one helps me?
TJ
You were the foxiest piece of ass that I ever laid my eyes on. You still are.
President Hammond
Someday, it would be nice to work for the man that beat me.
Elaine
