Hanna: I need to ask you guys something, and be totally honest with me: Is one side of my face fatter than the other?

Hanna: Maybe he's just bringing raw meat to Jenna's cat.
Spencer: Toby lives there, too, and they don't have a cat.
Hanna: Then maybe he was bringing over raw meat for Jenna.

I found a way to survive my secrets, but everyone I care about gets hurt.

Spencer

Honey, you can't be a shark if you're toothless.

Mona

Um, Nate, she's gay. She dated your cousin.

Hanna

How come I have no date? And you have a date who brought a date?

Hanna

I loved her as more than a friend.

Emily [on Alison]

Did you guys have practice or did you lose your balls.

Aria

Hanna: You know what they say: if the feather fits.
Aria: Hanna, it's the shoe, if the shoe fits.

You know how I feel about hope. It breeds eternal misery.

Spencer

Hanna: Any sense of boobs?
Spencer: Hanna!
Hanna: What? It could be a clue.

Lucas: It was just an accident.
Ali: Is that what the doctors told your mom dad at the hospital?

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Emily: A's a terrorist, that's what she wants: To make us worry

Mona is five feet
of insidious snark with a side ponytail,
and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.

Spencer