Frankly, I'd like to take that cane and whack her like a pinata.

Mona

Em, easy. You're already wearing
more pain cream than clothes.

Hanna

I still don't understand, but I love you. You're my child and no one hurts my child.

Emily's mother

Paige wasn't in Spanish today. Yo hablo sicko.

Hanna

Hanna: If it needs a tent, it's a circus.
Ashley: Says the girl who woke up at 4 a.m. for the Royal Wedding.
Hanna: I had to pee.
Ashley: For three hours?

If lying was a crime, we'd all be in jail.

Emily

What's next? Hiding in Melissa's closet? Rubbing her belly until the baby confesses?

Hanna

I'm really tired of everyone treating me like I'm made out of glass.

Emily

Spencer: If a Hastings has a shot, she takes a shot.
Maya: Is that a drinking game?
Spencer: It should be.

Wait, why am I asking you? You wear forks as earrings.

Ella(to Aria)

These are not highlights, Hanna. This is glass in my hair.

Emily

Spencer: "A" is being our ultimate "frenemy", forcing us to get what we want, but knowing that when we do...
Hanna: All hell breaks loose.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.

Alison

Hanna: Spencer say something. Why are we like radioactive?
Spencer: Bitch chipped us.