These are not highlights, Hanna. This is glass in my hair.


Are you legs always that short?

Mona [to Aria]

That was my Nana's couch.


Spencer: "A" is being our ultimate "frenemy", forcing us to get what we want, but knowing that when we do...
Hanna: All hell breaks loose.

Wren: You probably have a fluid build-up in your bursa sack.
Spencer: You probably say that to all the girls.

Frankly, I'd like to take that cane and whack her like a pinata.


It's all fun and sexy until someone hacks up a hair ball.


Hanna: If it needs a tent, it's a circus.
Ashley: Says the girl who woke up at 4 a.m. for the Royal Wedding.
Hanna: I had to pee.
Ashley: For three hours?

Lucas: It was just an accident.
Ali: Is that what the doctors told your mom dad at the hospital?

Paige wasn't in Spanish today. Yo hablo sicko.


Emily: You're lucky I don't take that stick...
Jenna: Careful, Emily!

Aria: What should wear? I have to look insanely sophisticated for this.
Emily: How about a "Hello Kitty" t-shirt?

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Noel: This is insane.
Aria: You are right about that.

It's over, bitch!