If lying was a crime, we'd all be in jail.

Emily

Emily: You're lucky I don't take that stick...
Jenna: Careful, Emily!

It's all fun and sexy until someone hacks up a hair ball.

Aria

Spencer: "A" is being our ultimate "frenemy", forcing us to get what we want, but knowing that when we do...
Hanna: All hell breaks loose.

Hate you? The only person I hate myself right now is asking too much of you.

Ezra [to Aria]

What's next? Hiding in Melissa's closet? Rubbing her belly until the baby confesses?

Hanna

Frankly, I'd like to take that cane and whack her like a pinata.

Mona

Are you legs always that short?

Mona [to Aria]

I am now officially done eating. Forever.

Spencer

She wanted to break me so she could put me back together like her own Humpty-Dumpty.

Spencer

Hanna, it's a funeral, not a Nicki Minaj concert.

Ashley

Jenna is scary enough with four senses. Can you imagine what she'd do to us with all five?

Hanna

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

When we picked you up, you kept calling me Arlene.

Aria [to Emily]

You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.

Alison