I think Brad Pitt and I are missing the same sensitivity chip.

Maya

Hanna, it's a funeral, not a Nicki Minaj concert.

Ashley

Fear cuts deeper than a sword.

Mona

Hanna: If it needs a tent, it's a circus.
Ashley: Says the girl who woke up at 4 a.m. for the Royal Wedding.
Hanna: I had to pee.
Ashley: For three hours?

Spencer: "A" is being our ultimate "frenemy", forcing us to get what we want, but knowing that when we do...
Hanna: All hell breaks loose.

Wren: You probably have a fluid build-up in your bursa sack.
Spencer: You probably say that to all the girls.

Aria: What should wear? I have to look insanely sophisticated for this.
Emily: How about a "Hello Kitty" t-shirt?

Frankly, I'd like to take that cane and whack her like a pinata.

Mona

Lucas: It was just an accident.
Ali: Is that what the doctors told your mom dad at the hospital?

Spencer: God, why are you so mean, Dean?
Dean: Because you make me tense, Spence.

That was my Nana's couch.

Spencer

What's next? Hiding in Melissa's closet? Rubbing her belly until the baby confesses?

Hanna

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

People who are meant to be together take a break and find their way back to their first love.

You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.

Alison