Emily: You're lucky I don't take that stick...
Jenna: Careful, Emily!

Jenna is scary enough with four senses. Can you imagine what she'd do to us with all five?

Hanna

I'm really tired of everyone treating me like I'm made out of glass.

Emily

If lying was a crime, we'd all be in jail.

Emily

Lucas: It was just an accident.
Ali: Is that what the doctors told your mom dad at the hospital?

What exactly are we doing here cause I really don't feel like having a tea party with the two of you?

Aria

Wren: You probably have a fluid build-up in your bursa sack.
Spencer: You probably say that to all the girls.

It's all fun and sexy until someone hacks up a hair ball.

Aria

Hanna: If it needs a tent, it's a circus.
Ashley: Says the girl who woke up at 4 a.m. for the Royal Wedding.
Hanna: I had to pee.
Ashley: For three hours?

You're like smart-smart. I always thought you were just book-smart.

Mona (to Spencer)

Spencer: God, why are you so mean, Dean?
Dean: Because you make me tense, Spence.

Are you legs always that short?

Mona [to Aria]

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

People who are meant to be together take a break and find their way back to their first love.

You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.

Alison