It's all fun and sexy until someone hacks up a hair ball.

Aria

Emily: You're lucky I don't take that stick...
Jenna: Careful, Emily!

Caleb: Hanna, what's wrong?
Hanna: Ask me what's right if you want a shorter answer.

Wren: You probably have a fluid build-up in your bursa sack.
Spencer: You probably say that to all the girls.

I think Brad Pitt and I are missing the same sensitivity chip.

Maya

These are not highlights, Hanna. This is glass in my hair.

Emily

Hanna: If it needs a tent, it's a circus.
Ashley: Says the girl who woke up at 4 a.m. for the Royal Wedding.
Hanna: I had to pee.
Ashley: For three hours?

If lying was a crime, we'd all be in jail.

Emily

Aria: Hanna, do you mind? It's kind of sacred ground.
Emily, Spencer, and Hanna: It is?!?

Wait, why am I asking you? You wear forks as earrings.

Ella(to Aria)

Spencer: If a Hastings has a shot, she takes a shot.
Maya: Is that a drinking game?
Spencer: It should be.

Em, easy. You're already wearing
more pain cream than clothes.

Hanna

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister.

Cece

You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.

Alison