That was my Nana's couch.

Spencer

I think Brad Pitt and I are missing the same sensitivity chip.

Maya

Hanna, it's a funeral, not a Nicki Minaj concert.

Ashley

I still don't understand, but I love you. You're my child and no one hurts my child.

Emily's mother

Wait, why am I asking you? You wear forks as earrings.

Ella(to Aria)

Frankly, I'd like to take that cane and whack her like a pinata.

Mona

What exactly are we doing here cause I really don't feel like having a tea party with the two of you?

Aria

Jenna is scary enough with four senses. Can you imagine what she'd do to us with all five?

Hanna

Caleb: Hanna, what's wrong?
Hanna: Ask me what's right if you want a shorter answer.

If lying was a crime, we'd all be in jail.

Emily

Hanna: If it needs a tent, it's a circus.
Ashley: Says the girl who woke up at 4 a.m. for the Royal Wedding.
Hanna: I had to pee.
Ashley: For three hours?

Hate you? The only person I hate myself right now is asking too much of you.

Ezra [to Aria]

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.

Alison

Come on, giddy up little doggy.

Caleb