I am now officially done eating. Forever.

Spencer

Emily: You're lucky I don't take that stick...
Jenna: Careful, Emily!

Are you legs always that short?

Mona [to Aria]

Spencer: If a Hastings has a shot, she takes a shot.
Maya: Is that a drinking game?
Spencer: It should be.

Frankly, I'd like to take that cane and whack her like a pinata.

Mona

That was my Nana's couch.

Spencer

I think Brad Pitt and I are missing the same sensitivity chip.

Maya

Hanna: If it needs a tent, it's a circus.
Ashley: Says the girl who woke up at 4 a.m. for the Royal Wedding.
Hanna: I had to pee.
Ashley: For three hours?

Hanna, it's a funeral, not a Nicki Minaj concert.

Ashley

Hate you? The only person I hate myself right now is asking too much of you.

Ezra [to Aria]

I still don't understand, but I love you. You're my child and no one hurts my child.

Emily's mother

Wait, why am I asking you? You wear forks as earrings.

Ella(to Aria)

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.

Alison

Come on, giddy up little doggy.

Caleb