Frankly, I'd like to take that cane and whack her like a pinata.

Mona

Wren: You probably have a fluid build-up in your bursa sack.
Spencer: You probably say that to all the girls.

Aria: What should wear? I have to look insanely sophisticated for this.
Emily: How about a "Hello Kitty" t-shirt?

It's all fun and sexy until someone hacks up a hair ball.

Aria

Hanna: If it needs a tent, it's a circus.
Ashley: Says the girl who woke up at 4 a.m. for the Royal Wedding.
Hanna: I had to pee.
Ashley: For three hours?

Lucas: It was just an accident.
Ali: Is that what the doctors told your mom dad at the hospital?

That was my Nana's couch.

Spencer

Spencer: "A" is being our ultimate "frenemy", forcing us to get what we want, but knowing that when we do...
Hanna: All hell breaks loose.

What's next? Hiding in Melissa's closet? Rubbing her belly until the baby confesses?

Hanna

You're like smart-smart. I always thought you were just book-smart.

Mona (to Spencer)

Are you legs always that short?

Mona [to Aria]

Hanna: Right, roger that.
Aria: Roger that?
Hanna: What? We're on a mission.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

We made a pact Emily. A is finally dead and we were all ready to get back to our lives and now we're on Planet Alison.

Spencer

Spencer: Senior year is supposed to be best year of life, did you know that it?
Emily: Yeah, if you survive it.