I thought you and carbs weren't friends anymore.

Caleb (to Hanna)

Spencer (on CeCe): You're not just going to find her folding peasant skirts at the Diva Dish right now.
Hanna: Well then I'll search every hipster boutique until I find her.

You guys are about as silent as a monster truck rally. Now, shut up!

Aria

Spencer: Where is he?
Aria: Over there with that blonde with giraffe legs.

Jenna's back, and she's knocking into walls.

Aria

Hey, Paige, I thought you might want to know that Bridget Mu's in your kitchen; she's trying to make a bong out of your aunt's teapot.

Aria

You're the only who actually knows how to live in a lie.

Hanna (to Mona)

Someone's got to remind you who you really are, Emily.

Ezra

Her blonde tarantula of a daughter.

Hanna

They were just stacked on his nightstand like, "Hmm, what do I want to watch tonight, Jimmy Kimmel or boobs?"

Aria

She can't just disappear; this isn't Hogwarts. There's only so many halls and classrooms.

Hanna

Thanks for telling me that...this time.

Emily (to Spencer)

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Emily: A's a terrorist, that's what she wants: To make us worry

Mona is five feet
of insidious snark with a side ponytail,
and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.

Spencer