That guy has so many heads he'll never miss one.

Hanna(on Hector)

Is it weird to be jealous of your Mom's love life?

Aria

It might be time for both of us to get out of this little town. If we know what's good for us.

Melissa

What? We can't make a move without Nancy Drew?

Hannah

Melissa: Do you suppose other sisters have as much trouble getting along as we do?
Spencer: Uh, there might be a few.
Melissa: Maybe we're just too much alike, and that's the problem.

Hanna: Okay, we are not a herd.
Aria: It's an expression.
Hanna: Yeah, for cows.
Aria: Well I've been crated, what does that make me?

Hanna(on Wilden): I mean I wanted him gone, and I'll probably go to hell for saying that but...
Ashley: I hope not; then you'll have to see him again.

I spent two summers at fat camp swimming in a parka.

Hanna

This is Mona; she started lying when she was a fetus.

Aria

Maybe you're not comfortable with the whole teacher-student thing. Could be complicated.

Jake

There's this thing called a double date, and it's what you do with your friends when you can actually be seen in public with the person you're going out with.

Emily

You what to know what I think? I think you're lucky that we're not beating the crap out of you.

Emily

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Emily: A's a terrorist, that's what she wants: To make us worry

Mona is five feet
of insidious snark with a side ponytail,
and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.

Spencer