Mona may not be A, but she's definitely still a B.

Emily

I don't care who said what to who, but we need all brains on board and we are down ONE!

Aria

Well I'm ruining my mom's life, so that's got to count for something!

Hanna

Aria: Ew, taste this, it's disgusting.
Spencer: No, you just spit in it.

It's hard to get frisky with Fitz when someone's looking over your shoulder, huh?

Mike

Do not use this weekend to discover beer pong.

Ella

Aria: Don't even bring up that singing canary.
Spencer: Parrot.
Aria: Whatever.

You get to act like a total snotrag because Mommy and Daddy have a safety net of cash to catch your fall.

Emily (to Spencer)

Mom, I am not a sofa!

Spencer

If I dressed like that when I was in high school, my dad would've had a stroke.

Lt. Tanner

You're used to dealing with Rosewood's finest; they can't find their own nightsticks with both hands.

Caleb

Spencer: Senior year is supposed to be best year of life, did you know that it?
Emily: Yeah, if you survive it.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Emily: A's a terrorist, that's what she wants: To make us worry

Mona is five feet
of insidious snark with a side ponytail,
and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.

Spencer