Hanna: You were on the Halloween train dressed like Caleb.
Mona: To think we were this close to our first kiss.

The cat plays with the mouse before she actually eats it.

Spencer

You gotta love the Hastings. I just get released from a mental hospital, and they welcome my friends with tea and crumpets.

Spencer

You know how I feel about hope. It breeds eternal misery.

Spencer

She wanted to break me so she could put me back together like her own Humpty-Dumpty.

Spencer

Aria: Spencer went in there at rock bottom and she came out like a shiny new penny.
Hanna: Are you thinking shock treatment?

Oh honey, you didn't even know me when you knew me.

Ali

Cars don't float. If they did, pilgrims would have driven here.

Emily

I smell dead people.

Hanna

I would not dine here if were you. I had to sneak around in that kitchen, and I saw a roach big enough to wear an apron.

Hanna

Shuffling around in Mona's old slippers isn't going to get her any better.

Hanna

They don't make a loofah that scraps out the inside of your head.

Spencer

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Emily: A's a terrorist, that's what she wants: To make us worry

Mona is five feet
of insidious snark with a side ponytail,
and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.

Spencer