Watch out. I might go for the daughter upgrade.

Ella

Mona is five feet
of insidious snark with a side ponytail,
and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.

Spencer

Aria: Maybe we should just send Mrs. DeLaurentis a note or something?
Spencer: I don't think
there's a section for "I'm sorry you got traumatized" cards.

How come I have no date? And you have a date who brought a date?

Hanna

Are you legs always that short?

Mona [to Aria]

You don't paper over windows unless you're a vampire.

Spencer

I just wanted to drink it. Not swim laps.

Aria [on giant coffee mug]

It's all fun and sexy until someone hacks up a hair ball.

Aria

If Ian didn't kill Ali, did A?

Hanna

Spencer: We should take a photo of Ian, prove we haven't been making this all up.
Hanna: Yeah, well, you go ahead and do that, while I try not to get killed.

Hanna, it's a funeral, not a Nicki Minaj concert.

Ashley

Aria: How did you figure this out?
Emily: Please. I've been watching Wheel of Fortune since I was three.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Spencer: Why is it so easy to fall back into old habits.
Toby: They're easy to fall into, that's why they're called habits.

Melissa: When did that happen?
Spencer: What...Caleb were friends?
Melissa: Really? 'Cause? I know how you like to shop out of other people's carts.