Spencer: Hanna, you have all the subtlety of a hand grenade.
Hanna: Thank you!

You know what Mona? If I had told the police that you mowed me down with your car, you would not be here getting a piece of peach pie everyday to wash down your meds. You'd be sharing a jail cell with someone calling you peach pie while you braid her back hair!

Hanna

She doesn't know we know!

Spencer [about Jenna]

I'm having ambiguous loss!

Hanna

Are you ready to explain every lie we've ever told since Ali died?

Spencer

It wasn't enough to steal her bones, now we're gonna get pieces of her delivered to us?

Aria

I didn't come here to play beauty shop!

Hanna [to Mona]

When we picked you up, you kept calling me Arlene.

Aria [to Emily]

I'm ready to hang a sign, bitch can see!

Aria

Somebody you know well has you completely fooled. People lie, but medical records don't.

Garrett

You're open to date but you're not open for business.

Hanna

Melissa is a Hastings, we bounce back like super balls.

Spencer

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Emily: A's a terrorist, that's what she wants: To make us worry

Mona is five feet
of insidious snark with a side ponytail,
and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.

Spencer