Dance music isn't really my thing. I'm not really gaga for Gaga.

Mona

Spencer: What are you gonna do instead?
Aria: I'll just read these and then inhale a gallon of Chunky Monkey.

How did I just go from wearing mom jeans to being Samantha Ronson?

Aria

Lions and tigers and bitches, oh my! There's no place like homecoming.

What are you doing with that skinny latte who drives you around?

Hanna

Others girls have to do their homework. You get to do the teacher.

You used our daughter to hide this from me. How could you do this to me? I don't even know who you are.

Ella

Forget about theory. What does it feel like when we're together?

Aria

Aria: You laugh in your sleep?
Ezra: Yup.
Aria: That's cute.

Maybe [Toby] took a break from sitting on his porch and pulling the heads off of squirrels.

Spencer

Hanna: If you're gonna cheat, you might as well do it with someone who deep conditions her hair occasionally.
Spencer: Here. Put something in your mouth besides your foot.

I care aboout you, so I'll wait. You don't need to say anything. You just need to know that.

Maya

Pretty Little Liars Season 1 Quotes

She's gone, but she's everywhere.

Spencer

Am I supposed to go buy a Michael Jackson album?

Spencer [on "Bad" clue]