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Episode 14: "All About Tough Love"

Megan: If Rose were a serial killer, Sage would just stay in jail to braid her hair
 • Rating: Unrated
Rose: Megan do you know anything about knives?
Megan: Okay, i don't like where this conversation is going already
 • Rating: Unrated
Zach [seeing Rami wearing the same suit]: Oh you wear the same outfit as my debate team, that's cool
Rami: Yes, excuse me while i go set fire to mine
 • Rating: Unrated
Marco: oh yes, you and the feisty twin have finally found love. Funny how that happens just as Keith decided to terminate ours
Luis: yeah i heard about that, sorry man
Marco: it's okay, this way the world maintains a love hate balance. I'm happy for you two high school musical looking misfits
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Rose [referring to Sage and Luis kissing]: They look so cute
Rami: It's about damn
Marco: What is ... oh look, happy people. Alright that's it, show's over, nothing to see here!
Marco [to Luis]: You, easy to replace sous chef, hands off the queen bee and get back to work.
Marco [to Sage]: and you trouble with a capital S, stop distracting him. Young love, makes me sick
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 13: "All About What Lies Beneath"

Megan: I am not paying this much for a ticket. What are you guys serving, diamond lobster?
 • Rating: Unrated
Rose: Did you know everyone in this town hates each other?
Sage: Um yeah. It's Palm Beach, not the friggin' midwest
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Megan: I sustained a head injury trying to whore it up as per your instruction and as a head trauma victim I thought it'd be appropriate to have supply closet sex with him
 • Rating: Unrated
Keith: Do you ever get tired of being the Alice to all these little bratty Bradies?
Marco: I do get a little weary, mainly because I don't get to see Sam the butcher nearly enough
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Will: I'm just trying to be respectful here
Megan: Respect is for grandmas. I want naked and stuff
 • Rating: Unrated
Will: So what happened tonight? You got pretty enthusiastic with the vodka
Megan: That was not the plan
Will: There was a plan?
Megan: Well yeah. I thought we'd, you know, have a few drinks, get a little loosely goosey. I kept drinking when you kept drinking and you're much bigger than I am and all of a sudden I got very loose very fast.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Megan: Will's a playboy right?
Marco: Generally speaking, absolutely
Megan: So why isn't he playing me? I'm ready to go. Wearing to go. Every night's the same -- just when we get to the good part he says "oh it's getting late" or "I have an early tennis match." I mean who plays that much tennis?
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 12: "All About the Ripple Effect"

Sage: But what if I'm not fun?
Rose: What are you talking about? You're super fun
Sage: Yeah with you and at like parties and stuff. But you know how you're always saying, school just comes easy for me. Well being adorable just comes easy for you. It's a gift Rose, you should cherish it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Zack: So what should I do?
Sage: Okay, Rose is a big time romantic, I mean she's seen The Notebook like nine times
Zack: Really? I love that movie
Sage: Yeah, maybe don't share that with everyone. But say if you could be here around six, bring some flowers and just be your dork little self
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sage: I'll need a wing man, are you in?
Rami: What's in it for me?
Sage: Nothing
Rami: I'm in
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Rose: Whatever this is, it smells wonderful
Luis: It's a pot of boiling water
Rose: Well I bet you're going to turn it into something wonderful
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Megan: Lily got married
Charlie: What!?
Megan: Thank you for having the proper reaction. What!?
 • Rating: Unrated
Rose: Marco, I will pay you for a protein shake
Marco: Your mother already has that covered, but I do accept tips
 • Rating: Unrated
Luis: the final slice of a garlic clove is the most delicate, you don't want to waste any of this
Marco: Luis, you're a sous chef, not a rabbi, just cut the garlic
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 11: "All About Love, Actually"

Will: I do know that part of being a good boyfriend is listening... and big presents never hurt either
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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