Favorite Privileged Quotes
[quizzing on Chemistry]
Megan: What is lithium?
Rose: An anti-depressant?
Megan: I was going with alkali metal...
Just in case, I am on the pill... there is no way I'm getting preggers in high school
Rose
Guys like you don't end up with girls like Megan... not now at least... maybe at the end of the movie
Marco [to Will]
Megan: And if I say all guys like big boobs you'd say?
Jacob: Not me, I hate them.
Megan: Which one do you prefer? And i'd like to remind you, I am a very vulnerable girl who's about to go on her first sex date in two years so mocking would be in very poor taste
Marco: Way to knock the wind out of a girl's sails
Charlie: She bought porn? Who buys porn anymore? It's all free on the internet
Megan: Cost is not the issue here
Megan: Who told you I was dating someone?
Will: Marco, the original gossip girl.
Megan: ...she was gonna have sex with Bobby Gardner
Marco: the gardener?
Megan: We didn't have a lawn, much less someone to keep it neat
Megan: I had this whole speech planned...
Marco: I'm sure it was good
Megan: Instead I let her watch porn and called her a slut
Your friend...parsley...sage...the tall one!
Lily
Oh my god, you're on a pay phone. Do you have any Purell on you?
Rose
Just cause that ship has sailed... doesn't mean it has to sail every time
Megan
