I still cannot believe your boss would fire you over this. Not only is it unfair but it's totally illegal. You know what, give me his phone number. I can be totally scary over the phone.

Megan [to Will]

Okay if I knew you were throwing a pity party I would have whipped up some hors d'oeuvres


Marco: What's with the furrowed brow? Someone suck the cream out of your eclair?
Megan: Eww

Will: I've been refilling your coffee for over a year now peter, you never had a problem with it before
Peter: I didn't know you wipe your ass with my paychecks before. I'm sorry, was that too blunt?

[the girls are eating Chinese takeout]
Megan: I told you I was gonna find a new project, I just haven't figured it out yet
Caryn: Well if you ask me, it's staring you right in the face
Megan: Pork fried rice, the effects of msg, extreme bloating

Megan: You girls are dressed a little fancy for a night of studying
Sage: We're going out
Rose: We just figured it was canceled because you have a friend it town..hi Marci
Megan: It's Caryn, nice try

Peter: I never realized will lived with his parent
Megan: I don't mean he has to live wit them, he's not a slacker or anything. I mean if my family owned half the oil in this country I'd probably live with them 'til I got married

Will is basically the hottest guy ever, how haven't you thrown yourself at his feet?


Rose: Wait, how can you be done already I'm barely half way
Sage: Well maybe if you didn't all waste your time looking up every other word you'd be done too
Rose: Megan says increasing my vocabulary is the easy the way to boost comprehension
Sage: Well Megan is old

Why would an American guy join the Italian army? It makes no sense. My ass can write better than Ernest Hemingway


You've made your bed, Megan, I suggest you learn how to lie in it


We want longevity, a career. I mean look at Madonna that woman is literally a hundred years old and she's still relevant, that's what we want


Privileged Season 1 Episode 9 Quotes

Megan: My friend Karen is flying in from new york and she's going to stay with me the next few days and I was hoping you could show us some of that rich ass Palm Beach living. You know maybe we could take a spin on one of your yachts tomorrow afternoon
Will: How many yachts do you think i have?
Megan: Okay well if the yachts unavailable, we can go for a ride on one of your horses or elephants.

Will: Did it never occur to you I had a job?
Megan: Umm no, but that's probably because I've known you for four months and you never mentioned you had one, but I'm silly like that

Privileged Season 1 Episode 9 Music

  Song Artist
Song This Is Alright Ellem
Song Underground Sunshine Livvi Franc
Song Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Chris Perry