I still cannot believe your boss would fire you over this. Not only is it unfair but it's totally illegal. You know what, give me his phone number. I can be totally scary over the phone.

Megan [to Will]

Okay if I knew you were throwing a pity party I would have whipped up some hors d'oeuvres

Marco

Marco: What's with the furrowed brow? Someone suck the cream out of your eclair?
Megan: Eww

Will: I've been refilling your coffee for over a year now peter, you never had a problem with it before
Peter: I didn't know you wipe your ass with my paychecks before. I'm sorry, was that too blunt?

[the girls are eating Chinese takeout]
Megan: I told you I was gonna find a new project, I just haven't figured it out yet
Caryn: Well if you ask me, it's staring you right in the face
Megan: Pork fried rice, the effects of msg, extreme bloating

Megan: You girls are dressed a little fancy for a night of studying
Sage: We're going out
Rose: We just figured it was canceled because you have a friend it town..hi Marci
Megan: It's Caryn, nice try

Peter: I never realized will lived with his parent
Megan: I don't mean he has to live wit them, he's not a slacker or anything. I mean if my family owned half the oil in this country I'd probably live with them 'til I got married

Will is basically the hottest guy ever, how haven't you thrown yourself at his feet?

Caryn

Rose: Wait, how can you be done already I'm barely half way
Sage: Well maybe if you didn't all waste your time looking up every other word you'd be done too
Rose: Megan says increasing my vocabulary is the easy the way to boost comprehension
Sage: Well Megan is old

Why would an American guy join the Italian army? It makes no sense. My ass can write better than Ernest Hemingway

Sage

You've made your bed, Megan, I suggest you learn how to lie in it

Laurel

We want longevity, a career. I mean look at Madonna that woman is literally a hundred years old and she's still relevant, that's what we want

Sage

Privileged Season 1 Episode 9 Quotes

Megan: My friend Karen is flying in from new york and she's going to stay with me the next few days and I was hoping you could show us some of that rich ass Palm Beach living. You know maybe we could take a spin on one of your yachts tomorrow afternoon
Will: How many yachts do you think i have?
Megan: Okay well if the yachts unavailable, we can go for a ride on one of your horses or elephants.

Will: Did it never occur to you I had a job?
Megan: Umm no, but that's probably because I've known you for four months and you never mentioned you had one, but I'm silly like that

Privileged Season 1 Episode 9 Music

  Song Artist
Song This Is Alright Ellem
Song Underground Sunshine Livvi Franc
Song Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Chris Perry