Megan [to Will]: I still cannot believe your boss would fire you over this. Not only is it unfair but it's totally illegal. You know what, give me his phone number. I can be totally scary over the phone.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Marco: Okay if I knew you were throwing a pity party I would have whipped up some hors d'oeuvres
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Marco: What's with the furrowed brow? Someone suck the cream out of your eclair?
Megan: Eww
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Will: I've been refilling your coffee for over a year now peter, you never had a problem with it before
Peter: I didn't know you wipe your ass with my paychecks before. I'm sorry, was that too blunt?
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[the girls are eating Chinese takeout]
Megan: I told you I was gonna find a new project, I just haven't figured it out yet
Caryn: Well if you ask me, it's staring you right in the face
Megan: Pork fried rice, the effects of msg, extreme bloating
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Megan: You girls are dressed a little fancy for a night of studying
Sage: We're going out
Rose: We just figured it was canceled because you have a friend it town..hi Marci
Megan: It's Caryn, nice try
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Peter: I never realized will lived with his parent
Megan: I don't mean he has to live wit them, he's not a slacker or anything. I mean if my family owned half the oil in this country I'd probably live with them 'til I got married
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Caryn: Will is basically the hottest guy ever, how haven't you thrown yourself at his feet?
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Rose: Wait, how can you be done already I'm barely half way
Sage: Well maybe if you didn't all waste your time looking up every other word you'd be done too
Rose: Megan says increasing my vocabulary is the easy the way to boost comprehension
Sage: Well Megan is old
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Sage: Why would an American guy join the Italian army? It makes no sense. My ass can write better than Ernest Hemingway
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