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Season 1 Episode 10: "All About Overcompensating"

Megan: I'm all about having lots of eggs in the basket. Yes, yes, I might like one egg more than the other but the fact that I have other eggs puts the pressure off the one egg I like really like so it won't crack
Marco: I have no idea what you just said but now I'm jonesing for an omelet
 • Rating: Unrated

Megan: I can't believe you were listening to us yesterday
Marco: You can't? That's adorable
 • Rating: Unrated

Megan: This is not how I wanted to look when I see the guy that I'm trying to be casual about casually dating
Marco: But mentioning your pickle breath is a rock solid turn on
 • Rating: Unrated

Will: You don't have to worry, this isn't a rebound thing. I've been out with a few women since lily and I broke things off. So by definition...
Megan: You rebounded.. and scored. Look at me using the sports metaphors!

 • Rating: Unrated

Marco: Well, well, well. Someone fell out of bed and into a makeover. what's going on, red?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 9: "All About Insecurities"

Megan [to Will]: I still cannot believe your boss would fire you over this. Not only is it unfair but it's totally illegal. You know what, give me his phone number. I can be totally scary over the phone.
 • Rating: Unrated

Marco: Okay if I knew you were throwing a pity party I would have whipped up some hors d'oeuvres
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marco: What's with the furrowed brow? Someone suck the cream out of your eclair?
Megan: Eww
 • Rating: Unrated

Will: I've been refilling your coffee for over a year now peter, you never had a problem with it before
Peter: I didn't know you wipe your ass with my paychecks before. I'm sorry, was that too blunt?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

[the girls are eating Chinese takeout]
Megan: I told you I was gonna find a new project, I just haven't figured it out yet
Caryn: Well if you ask me, it's staring you right in the face
Megan: Pork fried rice, the effects of msg, extreme bloating
 • Rating: Unrated

Megan: You girls are dressed a little fancy for a night of studying
Sage: We're going out
Rose: We just figured it was canceled because you have a friend it town..hi Marci
Megan: It's Caryn, nice try
 • Rating: Unrated

Peter: I never realized will lived with his parent
Megan: I don't mean he has to live wit them, he's not a slacker or anything. I mean if my family owned half the oil in this country I'd probably live with them 'til I got married
 • Rating: Unrated

Caryn: Will is basically the hottest guy ever, how haven't you thrown yourself at his feet?
 • Rating: Unrated

Rose: Wait, how can you be done already I'm barely half way
Sage: Well maybe if you didn't all waste your time looking up every other word you'd be done too
Rose: Megan says increasing my vocabulary is the easy the way to boost comprehension
Sage: Well Megan is old
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sage: Why would an American guy join the Italian army? It makes no sense. My ass can write better than Ernest Hemingway
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Laurel: You've made your bed, Megan, I suggest you learn how to lie in it
 • Rating: Unrated

Sage: We want longevity, a career. I mean look at Madonna that woman is literally a hundred years old and she's still relevant, that's what we want
 • Rating: Unrated

Patricia: Do you blog?
Rose: ugh
Patricia: The little one is getting on my nerves
 • Rating: Unrated

Caryn: You realize one pair of their shoes would cover my rent for a month
 • Rating: Unrated

Caryn: I can't believe you live here.. I am in awe
Sage: And I am in awe of your outfit
Caryn: Thanks
Sage: Not a compliment.. why do people just assume?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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