Yo, there's a party and your parents aren't home.

Marvin Gaye

Think it would fit in any of them? Maybe if I just put in the first three inches. I'm just teasin.

Mickey

You might have had the balls to put me away kid, but shot me? I don't think so.

Mickey

I'll take 'em. Frances has got her car. We'll get 'em home. They'll be fine. But you gotta clam down. You gotta get outta here.

Terry

Ezra: Hello Raymond.
Ray: How ya feeling?
Ezra: Happy to be alive darling.

Ray: It's over Ezra. He's working with the FBI.
Ezra: I see. Well, we're gonna have to kill him.
Ray: It's not that simple. He's still my father.
Ezra: So. Who hates him more than we do?

Sean: I am one of the most important people on this planet. I can deal with this on my own Ray.
Ray: Don't get any stupid ideas, Sean. You're not a character on one of your movies. Asshole.

Ray: Speaking of priests, you killed the wrong one, Mick.
Mickey: What are you talkin' about?
Ray: The priest that molested Bunchy? They moved him out that parish ten years ago. You killed his brother, you moron.
Mickey: So what. He didn't f*ck my boy, he f*cked someone elses.

Sully: What are you doin here Ray?
Ray: I want you to kill my father.
Sully: (laughs) I thought my family was f*cking screwed up!

Have you been to a post office lately, Ray? I'm the FBI's most wanted. Still number f*ckin one. So f*ckin what Ray, you gonna bring your rather to me and let me finish the job?

Sully

The jab is like the cane to a blind man, understand?

Terry

No lie lives forever Raymond. It's time to pay the piper. Why don't we kill him?

Exra

Ray Donovan Quotes

Mickey: I got a good one for ya.
Bunchy: Dad, don't.
Stan: It's alright.
Mickey: What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face.

Abby: I walked into your son's bedroom this mornin', and he was watchin' porn and fuckin' his own bed.
Ray: I don't know what the hell you're talkin' about.
Abby: Your son Conor stuck his teenage dick between his box spring and his mattress and fucked his own bed.