Ray Donovan

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The jab is like the cane to a blind man, understand?

Terry

Think it would fit in any of them? Maybe if I just put in the first three inches. I'm just teasin.

Mickey

You might have had the balls to put me away kid, but shot me? I don't think so.

Mickey

I'll take 'em. Frances has got her car. We'll get 'em home. They'll be fine. But you gotta clam down. You gotta get outta here.

Terry

Ezra: Hello Raymond.
Ray: How ya feeling?
Ezra: Happy to be alive darling.

Ray: It's over Ezra. He's working with the FBI.
Ezra: I see. Well, we're gonna have to kill him.
Ray: It's not that simple. He's still my father.
Ezra: So. Who hates him more than we do?

No lie lives forever Raymond. It's time to pay the piper. Why don't we kill him?

Exra

Ray: Tell Sully I wanna see him.
Old Man: You're a f*ckin lunatic Ray. I told ya he ain't in Boston.
Ray: I thought ya said he was dead.

Sully: What are you doin here Ray?
Ray: I want you to kill my father.
Sully: (laughs) I thought my family was f*cking screwed up!

Have you been to a post office lately, Ray? I'm the FBI's most wanted. Still number f*ckin one. So f*ckin what Ray, you gonna bring your rather to me and let me finish the job?

Sully

Who lives in Calabasas anyway? Sinbad, Howie Mandel? Jesus Ray.

Lee

Sully: Why me Raymond?
Ray: I guess because I want the last person he sees to hate him as much as I do.

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Ray Donovan Quotes

Mickey: You got no real porn.
Bunchy: I'm a sexual anorexic.
Mickey: Uh huh. Well, we'll take care a dat. A man's got needs.

Mickey: I got a good one for ya.
Bunchy: Dad, don't.
Stan: It's alright.
Mickey: What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face.