Yo, there's a party and your parents aren't home.

Marvin Gaye

Think it would fit in any of them? Maybe if I just put in the first three inches. I'm just teasin.


You might have had the balls to put me away kid, but shot me? I don't think so.


I'll take 'em. Frances has got her car. We'll get 'em home. They'll be fine. But you gotta clam down. You gotta get outta here.


Ezra: Hello Raymond.
Ray: How ya feeling?
Ezra: Happy to be alive darling.

Ray: It's over Ezra. He's working with the FBI.
Ezra: I see. Well, we're gonna have to kill him.
Ray: It's not that simple. He's still my father.
Ezra: So. Who hates him more than we do?

Ray: Speaking of priests, you killed the wrong one, Mick.
Mickey: What are you talkin' about?
Ray: The priest that molested Bunchy? They moved him out that parish ten years ago. You killed his brother, you moron.
Mickey: So what. He didn't f*ck my boy, he f*cked someone elses.

The jab is like the cane to a blind man, understand?


Sully: What are you doin here Ray?
Ray: I want you to kill my father.
Sully: (laughs) I thought my family was f*cking screwed up!

Have you been to a post office lately, Ray? I'm the FBI's most wanted. Still number f*ckin one. So f*ckin what Ray, you gonna bring your rather to me and let me finish the job?


No lie lives forever Raymond. It's time to pay the piper. Why don't we kill him?


Who lives in Calabasas anyway? Sinbad, Howie Mandel? Jesus Ray.


Ray Donovan Quotes

Mickey: I got a good one for ya.
Bunchy: Dad, don't.
Stan: It's alright.
Mickey: What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face.

Abby: I walked into your son's bedroom this mornin', and he was watchin' porn and fuckin' his own bed.
Ray: I don't know what the hell you're talkin' about.
Abby: Your son Conor stuck his teenage dick between his box spring and his mattress and fucked his own bed.