Popular Reaper Quotes
Sam: Yeah, you know, I've been thinking about that. I don't think I'm the guy who should be taking on the forces of evil.
Devil: No?
Sam: I know you own my soul and all, but I think the world would be better off if I worked for you in a lesser capacity.
Devil: Such as?
Sam: Well.. I haven't come up with the full plan or anything. Maybe I could get the word out, you know, be a recruiter. I could start my own Satanic web site, with evil design and then have really cool devil graphics or something.
Devil: Business is booming, Sam, I don't need any help with recruiting
Ben: Well, did the Devil give you instructions, a manual, anything?
Sam: No, the Devil just pretty much sets me up for failure.
Ben: Yeah, well he is the Devil
You are a very very hostile young lady, do you know that? Can I have your number?
Sock
You know, Sam, you're a lucky man. You're home during the day, all the wonderful daytime television to watch. When does Ellen come on?
Devil
He was electrocuted in Hell every day that he was down there. That's the kind of thing that makes a person crazy. That's what I do best
Devil
Andi: You know what, Ted? You caught me. I stole the eight bucks.
Ted: I see.
Andi: Yep. I was saving to buy you a girlfriend. I assume you're okay with the plastic variety
Sock: Oh, that is quite the bag o'batteries you've got there, Josie. Feeling lonely these days?
Josie: We're having blackouts, jackass. They're for my flashlight. And if I was lonely for you, I'd just get a pencil.
Sock: Oh that's what they all say, sweetheart. Wait, wait, wait
Devil: Look at that badass.
Sam: What are you talking about?
Devil: You man, you. The way you faced off with that soul. "Are we gonna do this hard way or easy way?" Ooh, I got chills. Seriously
Ted: I see a spark of the old me in you, Sam.
Sam: Please don't tell me that
Sam: You stole mail?
Sock: Yeah.
Ben: Sock, that's a felony.
Sock: Well, come on now, there's a fine line between committing a felony and doing something really cool.
Ben: That's true
Sock: The password is "Grumpy."
Sam: I don't want to know.
Sock: The cat that we had, you sicko... No, I'm kidding, it's totally a name for my junk
Sam [about the vessels]: Wait. So, they're not all little vacuums?
DMV Demon: The boss gives you the vessel he thinks you can handle. You must be a real moron
