Popular Reaper Quotes
Ben: You know, I've never seen a dead body up close before. It's messed up.
Sock: I know, right? I mean, you'd think that seeing Scarface all those times, I'd be better prepared for that, but...
Driver: Go to Hell, jerk!
Devil: I'll meet you there, Bruce. You know that little thing on his neck? Not a freckle
Sock: Hi, Gladys. You look ummm today.
Gladys: Place the vessel on the mat.
Sock: Whoa, it's gonna be kind of difficult with all that sexual tension pushing back
Sam, life's too short to drink domestic
Devil
Minions. You know who works for me in my central office? White-collar criminals. They hate me, they hate their jobs. I'm lucky if I get coffee in the morning
Devil
You put the contract for my soul with my third-grade report card and Mr. Huggles?
Sam
You know, Sam, sarcasm is the lowest form of social discourse
Devil
Sock: All right, listen to me. I'm not advocating violence here. But if you need to... uh... "take care of Greg," I know some people.
Sam: Yeah, I know the Devil. I think my people trump your people.
Sock: Yeah... Oh, yeah
Sam: So, uh, what did I miss last night?
Sock: Oh dude, the bar was awesome. We had a great time.
Sam: Yeah?
Sock: Yeah.
Sam: What happened?
Sock: Uh, nothing happened. It was super boring. It sucked.
Sam: You just said it was awesome.
Sock: Yeah, I chose my words poorly, Sam
Sam: What is Ted doing?
Andi: I put a note on his windshield. It says: "Sorry, I hit your car."
Sam: You hit Ted's car?
Andi: No.
Sam: Who did?
Andi: No one
Sam: Trade? Dad, I don't think you have anything to trade.
Mr. Oliver: I have skills, Sam. All the years in advertising, I can use those skills.
Sam: I don't... I just don't think you have anything the Devil needs.
Mr. Oliver: I've created cartoon mascots to sell cigarettes to kids, Sam. To kids. Tell the Devil that.
Sam: That's a good point
Sam [about the vessels]: Wait. So, they're not all little vacuums?
DMV Demon: The boss gives you the vessel he thinks you can handle. You must be a real moron
