Rizzoli & Isles

Rizzoli & Isles Quotes (Page 3)

Season 3 Episode 11: "Class Action Satisfaction"

Tommy: What do I do with him?
Jane: Use two hands.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tommy: It's weird the way she's so good with babies.
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Maura: Instant! You served me instant?
Jane: I'm so tired you're lucky I didn't serve you Drano.
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Season 3 Episode 10: "Melt My Heart To Stone"

Jane: Serial killers get away with it because they appear so normal.
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Jane: What if it's dad's?
Frankie: He tore up his parent card when he slept with someone younger than us.
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Angela: That baby didn't have anything to do with how it got made.
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Frost: Me and Frankie are holding steady with the grudge.
Jane: That's productivie.
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Jane: Have you noticed the Cruella d'Ville streak in her hair?
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Maura: He disappears for three months and now I'm suppose to just drop everything to be a groupie at his book signing?
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Jane: Lydia can barely tie her own shoes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 9: "Home Town Glory"

Maura: I always wanted a mother like you.
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Korsak: Texting for booty. Technology's killing romance.
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Jane: Now you've got a conscience after you've slept with half my family?
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Maura: I don't like confrontations.
Jane: That's why you're the good cop.
Maura: Oh, right and you're the beat your face in cop.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jane: Oh, thank goodness. Frankie brought us some Mad Dog 20/20 to go with our yams.
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Jane: What are you doing?
Korsak: He's opening a Radio Shack.
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Lydia: That is so sad that people have to get murdered.
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Jane: Where is she registered? Moochers R Us.
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Season 3 Episode 8: "Cuts Like a Knife"

Maura: I'm going to make you eat something green tonight.
Jane: OK, I'll get extra pickles on my burger.
 • Rating: Unrated

Maura: What a shame to get married in a polyester blend.
 • Rating: Unrated

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