Frankie: I hope this isn't someone using a case to get some good Italian food in the big city.
Korsak: I have travelled for less.

Loan sharking has gotten a lot easier in the age of voicemail.

Korsak

What is the point of having friends if you can't bitch and complain whenever you want to.

Jane

Strange is good. Strange is our friend in a murder investigation.

Jane

Jane: You failed your shooting test on purpose!
Frankie: What? No way.
Jane: Well either that or you're going blind which from the way you're starring at her ass I can see is not the case.

I like my story better because it's what happened.

Jerry

Jane: What were you doing there?
Korsak: Making our lives harder.

My new super power is invisibility.

Angela

Jane: Is there anything you haven’t seen once before?
Korsak: You cutting me slack.

Nobody wants to hire a woman of a certain age. They want to hire a 22-year-old.

Angela

Jane: Bye, bye alibi.
Korsak: Later, later perpetrator.

Korsak: I've been over this guy's case files and one thing's very clear. He hates women. Last time I looked, you’re a woman.
Jane: It's easy to see how you made detective.