Divya: You totally won me over, Dr. Jeremiah Sacani.
Dr. Sacani: Not totally......

Note to self, become a doctor.

Evan

Oh Hank, you can never fix the past.

Emily

He is so gonna rip the cape off her batman.

Evan [of Hank and Divya]

Divya: Here's an idea -- let's have dinner, but absolutely no conversation.
Evan: Yeah, like we're married.

(to Evan) Way to go Einstein. You nailed it again.

Hank

You'll end up where you're suppose to be, what matters is that you're taking the leap.

Jill

Evan: I need an Evan
Hank: So hire an Evan
Evan: I think Paige wants to be my Evan.

Hank: Science makes predictions - not promises.
Boris: Is that your medical opinion or a personal one.
Hank: Maybe a little bit of both.

I was sent to camp so my parents could argue in private.

Hank

Guys, it seemed to me that it lived it's life...like a candle in the wind.

Evan

Evan: Paige.
Paige: Evan.
Evan: I...love you. Big time.
Paige: I love you too.

Royal Pains Quotes

Wow, you really are harbor-festive.

Hank [to Divya]

I was going to pick up Indian food, but I thought it might be offensive.

Jeremiah