Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.


Divya: You totally won me over, Dr. Jeremiah Sacani.
Dr. Sacani: Not totally......

Note to self, become a doctor.


Evan: I need an Evan
Hank: So hire an Evan
Evan: I think Paige wants to be my Evan.

He is so gonna rip the cape off her batman.

Evan [of Hank and Divya]

Oh Hank, you can never fix the past.


Don't complain about the problem - fix it.

Eddie R

Do you ever use an accent when you're speaking?


You're the yin to my yang. Seriously, dude, you are the salt to my pepper.


I guess you find strength and independence in the last place you want to look.


Sometime I am amazed at how complicated I make things for myself.

Eddie R

Either I make you nervous or you have a neurological disorder.