Favorite Royal Pains Quotes
Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.Tucker
Divya: You totally won me over, Dr. Jeremiah Sacani.
Dr. Sacani: Not totally......
Note to self, become a doctor.Evan
Oh Hank, you can never fix the past.Emily
(to Jill) I miss you too.Hank
Either I make you nervous or you have a neurological disorder.Hank
You're the yin to my yang. Seriously, dude, you are the salt to my pepper.Evan
Evan: I need an Evan
Hank: So hire an Evan
Evan: I think Paige wants to be my Evan.
Hank: Science makes predictions - not promises.
Boris: Is that your medical opinion or a personal one.
Hank: Maybe a little bit of both.
Guys, it seemed to me that it lived it's life...like a candle in the wind.Evan
I was sent to camp so my parents could argue in private.Hank
Evan: I...love you. Big time.
Paige: I love you too.