Divya: You totally won me over, Dr. Jeremiah Sacani.
Dr. Sacani: Not totally......

Note to self, become a doctor.


Oh Hank, you can never fix the past.


He is so gonna rip the cape off her batman.

Evan [of Hank and Divya]

Divya: Here's an idea -- let's have dinner, but absolutely no conversation.
Evan: Yeah, like we're married.

(to Evan) Way to go Einstein. You nailed it again.


You'll end up where you're suppose to be, what matters is that you're taking the leap.


Evan: I need an Evan
Hank: So hire an Evan
Evan: I think Paige wants to be my Evan.

Hank: Science makes predictions - not promises.
Boris: Is that your medical opinion or a personal one.
Hank: Maybe a little bit of both.

I was sent to camp so my parents could argue in private.


Guys, it seemed to me that it lived it's life...like a candle in the wind.


Evan: Paige.
Paige: Evan.
Evan: I...love you. Big time.
Paige: I love you too.

Royal Pains Quotes

Wow, you really are harbor-festive.

Hank [to Divya]

I was going to pick up Indian food, but I thought it might be offensive.