Royal Pains

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Royal pains

Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.


Divya: You totally won me over, Dr. Jeremiah Sacani.
Dr. Sacani: Not totally......

Note to self, become a doctor.


She's crazier than Glenn Close on Easter.


But can it tell how far she runs?


You're the yin to my yang. Seriously, dude, you are the salt to my pepper.


(alighting a golf cart) Note to self -- get a car, preferably one with doors.


He is so gonna rip the cape off her batman.

Evan [of Hank and Divya]

Oh Hank, you can never fix the past.


(to Divya) Think about Raj, what would Raj say if he lost you? Or does he have other wives?


I guess you find strength and independence in the last place you want to look.


Divya: That is exactly what a teenage girl sounds like. Maybe you should be watching Twilight.
Evan: Seen it. Team Edward.

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