Favorite Royal Pains Quotes
Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.Tucker
Divya: You totally won me over, Dr. Jeremiah Sacani.
Dr. Sacani: Not totally......
Note to self, become a doctor.Evan
Don't complain about the problem - fix it.Eddie R
I guess you find strength and independence in the last place you want to look.Divya
Evan: I need an Evan
Hank: So hire an Evan
Evan: I think Paige wants to be my Evan.
New money settles problems with lawyers. Old money settles problems with cocktails.Paige
(alighting a golf cart) Note to self -- get a car, preferably one with doors.Evan
Divya: That is exactly what a teenage girl sounds like. Maybe you should be watching Twilight.
Evan: Seen it. Team Edward.
She wont be working with me - she'll be working under me.Hank
She's crazier than Glenn Close on Easter.Evan
Page: Should we buy the country club then?
Evan: I love the fact I can't tell if you're kidding or not.