Favorite Royal Pains Quotes
Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.Tucker
Divya: You totally won me over, Dr. Jeremiah Sacani.
Dr. Sacani: Not totally......
Note to self, become a doctor.Evan
Evan: I need an Evan
Hank: So hire an Evan
Evan: I think Paige wants to be my Evan.
He is so gonna rip the cape off her batman.Evan [of Hank and Divya]
Oh Hank, you can never fix the past.Emily
Don't complain about the problem - fix it.Eddie R
Do you ever use an accent when you're speaking?Evan
You're the yin to my yang. Seriously, dude, you are the salt to my pepper.Evan
I guess you find strength and independence in the last place you want to look.Divya
Sometime I am amazed at how complicated I make things for myself.Eddie R
Either I make you nervous or you have a neurological disorder.Hank