Royal Pains

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Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.


Divya: You totally won me over, Dr. Jeremiah Sacani.
Dr. Sacani: Not totally......

Note to self, become a doctor.


I guess you find strength and independence in the last place you want to look.


(to Evan) Way to go Einstein. You nailed it again.


Divya: That is exactly what a teenage girl sounds like. Maybe you should be watching Twilight.
Evan: Seen it. Team Edward.

I'm not afraid of intimacy - I just don't like it.


Hank: Science makes predictions - not promises.
Boris: Is that your medical opinion or a personal one.
Hank: Maybe a little bit of both.

She's crazier than Glenn Close on Easter.


Sometime I am amazed at how complicated I make things for myself.

Eddie R

No smoking, no drinking, alone in bed...I'm a disgrace to France.


Hollister: But people do it all the time on Greys Anatomy.
Hank: Yes , but those people have desperate serious fake medical problems.

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