Favorite Royal Pains Quotes
Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.Tucker
Divya: You totally won me over, Dr. Jeremiah Sacani.
Dr. Sacani: Not totally......
Note to self, become a doctor.Evan
(to Evan) Way to go Einstein. You nailed it again.Hank
Oh Hank, you can never fix the past.Emily
But can it tell how far she runs?Hank
Jill: So how does pizza and a shower sound?
Hank: Like the crust would get soggy.
Evan: I need an Evan
Hank: So hire an Evan
Evan: I think Paige wants to be my Evan.
Evan: (about Eddie) I should go talk to him.
Divya: Isn't prison punishment enough?
Evan: I'm gonna miss you.
(to Divya) Think about Raj, what would Raj say if he lost you? Or does he have other wives?Evan
Divya: That is exactly what a teenage girl sounds like. Maybe you should be watching Twilight.
Evan: Seen it. Team Edward.
Hank: Science makes predictions - not promises.
Boris: Is that your medical opinion or a personal one.
Hank: Maybe a little bit of both.