Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.

Tucker

Divya: You totally won me over, Dr. Jeremiah Sacani.
Dr. Sacani: Not totally......

Note to self, become a doctor.

Evan

Oh Hank, you can never fix the past.

Emily

(to Jill) I miss you too.

Hank

Either I make you nervous or you have a neurological disorder.

Hank

You're the yin to my yang. Seriously, dude, you are the salt to my pepper.

Evan

Evan: I need an Evan
Hank: So hire an Evan
Evan: I think Paige wants to be my Evan.

Hank: Science makes predictions - not promises.
Boris: Is that your medical opinion or a personal one.
Hank: Maybe a little bit of both.

Guys, it seemed to me that it lived it's life...like a candle in the wind.

Evan

I was sent to camp so my parents could argue in private.

Hank

Evan: Paige.
Paige: Evan.
Evan: I...love you. Big time.
Paige: I love you too.