Favorite Royal Pains Quotes
Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.Tucker
Divya: You totally won me over, Dr. Jeremiah Sacani.
Dr. Sacani: Not totally......
Note to self, become a doctor.Evan
Long night? Let me guess you were sleeping with the Enemily again.Evan
Divya: That is exactly what a teenage girl sounds like. Maybe you should be watching Twilight.
Evan: Seen it. Team Edward.
He is so gonna rip the cape off her batman.Evan [of Hank and Divya]
But can it tell how far she runs?Hank
You'll end up where you're suppose to be, what matters is that you're taking the leap.Jill
Oh Hank, you can never fix the past.Emily
Evan: I need an Evan
Hank: So hire an Evan
Evan: I think Paige wants to be my Evan.
Hank: Science makes predictions - not promises.
Boris: Is that your medical opinion or a personal one.
Hank: Maybe a little bit of both.
Guys, it seemed to me that it lived it's life...like a candle in the wind.Evan