Royal Pains

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Royal pains

Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.

Tucker

Divya: You totally won me over, Dr. Jeremiah Sacani.
Dr. Sacani: Not totally......

Note to self, become a doctor.

Evan

She's crazier than Glenn Close on Easter.

Evan

But can it tell how far she runs?

Hank

You're the yin to my yang. Seriously, dude, you are the salt to my pepper.

Evan

(alighting a golf cart) Note to self -- get a car, preferably one with doors.

Evan

He is so gonna rip the cape off her batman.

Evan [of Hank and Divya]

Oh Hank, you can never fix the past.

Emily

(to Divya) Think about Raj, what would Raj say if he lost you? Or does he have other wives?

Evan

I guess you find strength and independence in the last place you want to look.

Divya

Divya: That is exactly what a teenage girl sounds like. Maybe you should be watching Twilight.
Evan: Seen it. Team Edward.

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