Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.


Divya: You totally won me over, Dr. Jeremiah Sacani.
Dr. Sacani: Not totally......

Note to self, become a doctor.


Do you ever use an accent when you're speaking?


(to Evan) Way to go Einstein. You nailed it again.


I was sent to camp so my parents could argue in private.


No smoking, no drinking, alone in bed...I'm a disgrace to France.


Sometime I am amazed at how complicated I make things for myself.

Eddie R

Page: Should we buy the country club then?
Evan: I love the fact I can't tell if you're kidding or not.

Guys, it seemed to me that it lived it's a candle in the wind.


She wont be working with me - she'll be working under me.


Hank: Science makes predictions - not promises.
Boris: Is that your medical opinion or a personal one.
Hank: Maybe a little bit of both.