Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.

Tucker

Divya: You totally won me over, Dr. Jeremiah Sacani.
Dr. Sacani: Not totally......

Note to self, become a doctor.

Evan

Evan: I need an Evan
Hank: So hire an Evan
Evan: I think Paige wants to be my Evan.

I was sent to camp so my parents could argue in private.

Hank

Hank: Science makes predictions - not promises.
Boris: Is that your medical opinion or a personal one.
Hank: Maybe a little bit of both.

Hollister: But people do it all the time on Greys Anatomy.
Hank: Yes , but those people have desperate serious fake medical problems.

Do you ever use an accent when you're speaking?

Evan

I'm not afraid of intimacy - I just don't like it.

Emily

I am never done with a patient who needs my help.

Hank

Oh Hank, you can never fix the past.

Emily

(to Evan) Way to go Einstein. You nailed it again.

Hank