Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.


Divya: You totally won me over, Dr. Jeremiah Sacani.
Dr. Sacani: Not totally......

Note to self, become a doctor.


Don't complain about the problem - fix it.

Eddie R

I guess you find strength and independence in the last place you want to look.


Evan: I need an Evan
Hank: So hire an Evan
Evan: I think Paige wants to be my Evan.

New money settles problems with lawyers. Old money settles problems with cocktails.


(alighting a golf cart) Note to self -- get a car, preferably one with doors.


Divya: That is exactly what a teenage girl sounds like. Maybe you should be watching Twilight.
Evan: Seen it. Team Edward.

She wont be working with me - she'll be working under me.


She's crazier than Glenn Close on Easter.


Page: Should we buy the country club then?
Evan: I love the fact I can't tell if you're kidding or not.