Divya: You totally won me over, Dr. Jeremiah Sacani.
Dr. Sacani: Not totally......

Note to self, become a doctor.


I'm not afraid of intimacy - I just don't like it.


(to Evan) Way to go Einstein. You nailed it again.


I am never done with a patient who needs my help.


You'll end up where you're suppose to be, what matters is that you're taking the leap.


Evan: I need an Evan
Hank: So hire an Evan
Evan: I think Paige wants to be my Evan.

Guys, it seemed to me that it lived it's life...like a candle in the wind.


Oh Hank, you can never fix the past.


Hank: Science makes predictions - not promises.
Boris: Is that your medical opinion or a personal one.
Hank: Maybe a little bit of both.

I was sent to camp so my parents could argue in private.


Evan: Paige.
Paige: Evan.
Evan: I...love you. Big time.
Paige: I love you too.

Royal Pains Quotes

Hey Donna - she's hot!


Hank: What's going on?
Jill: They're filming a realty TV show. Apparently all you need is a camera and people with no shame.