Favorite Royal Pains Quotes
Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.Tucker
Divya: You totally won me over, Dr. Jeremiah Sacani.
Dr. Sacani: Not totally......
Note to self, become a doctor.Evan
Don't complain about the problem - fix it.Eddie R
I guess you find strength and independence in the last place you want to look.Divya
Evan: I need an Evan
Hank: So hire an Evan
Evan: I think Paige wants to be my Evan.
She's crazier than Glenn Close on Easter.Evan
Oh Hank, you can never fix the past.Emily
Group hug right now. Golden Girls style.Evan
Jill: So how does pizza and a shower sound?
Hank: Like the crust would get soggy.
He is so gonna rip the cape off her batman.Evan [of Hank and Divya]
I try to kill something every day - even if it's just killing a bug.Evan