Divya: You totally won me over, Dr. Jeremiah Sacani.
Dr. Sacani: Not totally......

Note to self, become a doctor.

Evan

Oh Hank, you can never fix the past.

Emily

(to Evan) Way to go Einstein. You nailed it again.

Hank

She's crazier than Glenn Close on Easter.

Evan

Evan: (about Eddie) I should go talk to him.
Divya: Isn't prison punishment enough?
Evan: I'm gonna miss you.

You'll end up where you're suppose to be, what matters is that you're taking the leap.

Jill

Evan: I need an Evan
Hank: So hire an Evan
Evan: I think Paige wants to be my Evan.

Guys, it seemed to me that it lived it's life...like a candle in the wind.

Evan

Hank: Science makes predictions - not promises.
Boris: Is that your medical opinion or a personal one.
Hank: Maybe a little bit of both.

Evan: Paige.
Paige: Evan.
Evan: I...love you. Big time.
Paige: I love you too.

I was sent to camp so my parents could argue in private.

Hank