Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.

Tucker

Divya: You totally won me over, Dr. Jeremiah Sacani.
Dr. Sacani: Not totally......

Note to self, become a doctor.

Evan

(to Jill) I miss you too.

Hank

Group hug right now. Golden Girls style.

Evan

But can it tell how far she runs?

Hank

Oh Hank, you can never fix the past.

Emily

I am never done with a patient who needs my help.

Hank

Either I make you nervous or you have a neurological disorder.

Hank

Hank: Fashion is the vocabulary of kings.
Evan: Then you are wearing some very big words

Do you ever use an accent when you're speaking?

Evan

He is so gonna rip the cape off her batman.

Evan [of Hank and Divya]

Royal Pains Quotes

I am not ten! You cannot send me out to play!

Evan

You guys must be really good friends.

Homer[to Evan and Divya]