(to Adam) When we kissed...I felt nothing except regret. I'm sorry.

Divya

(to Jill) I miss you too.

Hank

Guys, it seemed to me that it lived it's life...like a candle in the wind.

Evan

Evan: Paige.
Paige: Evan.
Evan: I...love you. Big time.
Paige: I love you too.

(to Divya) Think about Raj, what would Raj say if he lost you? Or does he have other wives?

Evan

Divya: That is exactly what a teenage girl sounds like. Maybe you should be watching Twilight.
Evan: Seen it. Team Edward.

Sometime I am amazed at how complicated I make things for myself.

Eddie R

Hollister: But people do it all the time on Greys Anatomy.
Hank: Yes , but those people have desperate serious fake medical problems.

No smoking, no drinking, alone in bed...I'm a disgrace to France.

Antwon

Jill: So how does pizza and a shower sound?
Hank: Like the crust would get soggy.

She's crazier than Glenn Close on Easter.

Evan

Do you ever use an accent when you're speaking?

Evan

Royal Pains Quotes

Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.

Tucker

Note to self, become a doctor.

Evan