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Royal-pains

It wasn't my secret to tell.

Paige [about her mother]

I came to deliver a surprise, but it looks like the surprise is on me.

Evan

You know what? Forget it. We're over. Done.

Paige

Van Dyke: See you at six. Don't do fancy hair.
Divya: Why not?
Van Dyke: It's the law. See you at six.

She's like a Comic-Con Mary Poppins.

Hank

Babysitter: It's super Hank.
Hank: I like to multitask.

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